The quotable Tyler Durden

This is the thread where the Fight Club fans will post their favorite Tyler Durden lines, from the movie, book, and even those you think he might would say, but weren´t actually heard from Mr. Durden.

I will start with:

It´s only after you lose everything, that you feel free to do anything.

 

Tyler Durden says, Use soap!

 

I can't post anything funny without being banned.

BLAMMO!!

 

You are not the contents of your wallet.

 

Hey, you wanna finish her off?

 

Liz, the whole thing...

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your [edit] khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

BLAMMO!!

 

It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

The things you own end up owning you

We're designed to be hunters and we're in a society of shopping. There's nothing to kill anymore, there's nothing to fight, nothing to overcome, nothing to explore. In that social emasculation this everyman is created

 

Our fathers were our models for God. If they bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you.

BLAMMO!!

 

Very good the last one, Kerr_Plunk!

I guess it´s only in the book, right? I only know it says a damn truth!

 

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives.

BLAMMO!!

 

Tyler is my generation's Will Rogers.

 

the weirdest thing is that I've spent this entire night going through fight club pages. //twilight zone music


OHow much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?

Whoa! Now you're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend near four hundred gallons of nitroglycerine.

 

Can't quote him, haven't watched the movie in a while.

 

"We are a generation raised by women.
I'm wondering if another woman is the answer."

"We were raised on television to believe
that we'd all be millionares, movie gods,
rock stars, but we won't. And we're
starting to figure that out."

"You are not special. You are not a
beautiful or unique snowflake. You are
the same decaying organic matter as
everything else."

 

In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway.

 

"****** Martha Stuart! Martha's polishin' brass on the Titanic, it's all goin' down!"



Liz Edit: Please remember to bleep out the entire word and to have enough asterisks so the swear cannot be "decoded".

 

Take him to a *******ing hospital.



Liz Edit: Please remember to bleep out the entire word and to have enough asterisks so the swear cannot be "decoded".

 

Great thread!!


"You fell down some stairs."


"Look at you!! You're pathetic!!"


"I'd fight Abe Lincoln. Skinny guys fight til they're burger."


"HA-HA!!! We just had a "near-life" experience!!"





Shelby

 

I just bought Fight Club soap and flight card

How's that working out for you?
What?
Being clever.

I use that one alot

You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world

Just like a *******ing space monkey!



Liz Edit: Please remember to bleep out the entire word and to have enough asterisks so the swear cannot be "decoded".

 

I know this because Tyler knows this

~~Aanix

 

"Recycling and speed limits are ******, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed."

"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car."

"Our fathers were our models for God. If they bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you."

"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy ****** we don't need."

"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."




Liz Edit: Please remember to bleep out the entire word and to have enough asterisks so the swear cannot be "decoded".

 

since I seem to be editing this into almost every message in this thread, I figured it deserved its own post. SWEARING IS NOT ALLOWED ON THE JC, and encoded swear words are included in that. If you can decode the swear word, then it is not allowed. Now, I understand that with a movie like Fight Club, it's hard to find lines without swear words. Please remember to bleep it out entirely, write "censored" (or whatnot), or just skip that word in the quote.

 

Now a question of etiquette. Do I give you the ass or the crotch?

 

"get his balls"

"don't watch i can't go if you watch"[urinating in soup]

"a nice big [penis]"

"youv'e got some ******** up friends!"

"I got it. oh ***** I lost"

Free to all. ain't that something ---LOU
"It is actually" that cracks me up

 

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."