The Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator

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Few people know that Vin Diesel wrote the Treaty of Versaille as an AP European History project.

Vin Diesel shot Bambi's mother.

Vin Diesel was once pulled over for going 120 miles per awesome.

 

this is the best by far:

Vin Diesel got so angry at a mountain blocking his path that he punched it as hard as he could. Some of the pieces came back down and are now called Stonehenge. The part that didn't became the moon.

and this one: Vin Diesel once drove a golf ball over 9 miles, and was there to catch it before it hit the ground.

 

Vin Diesel ended World War II by calling Hitler in his bunker and demanding that he kill himself.

Impersonating Vin Diesel is an offence in 23 out of the 50 states.

 

I heard he plays Dungeons & Dragons.

 

Vin Diesel can draw a complete square with an "X" inside it without lifting his pencil or retracing lines he's already drawn.

 

Well that was 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

 

Cry me a river, TBF, I beg you.

 

In a straight fight between Muhammed Ali and Bruce Lee - Vin Diesel would win.

 

Vin Diesel expected the Spanish Inquisition, and welcomed it with open arms.

 

Vin Diesel lost the Millenium Falcon to Vin to Lando Calrissian in a game of Counter Strike.

 

I have a friend who goes to this site everyday and changes his MSN name to whatever it says.

 

AIM users can get random facts to appear in their profiles.

 

What you call Hell,Vin Diesel chooses to call Home.

LOL!

 

Is this in any way related to the Vanilla Ice random fact generator?

 

The Legend of Zelda is based on the adventures of Vin Diesel battling Adolph Hitler and the Nazis in World War 2.

 

Vin Diesel sucks.

 

If you were to supply a 1.21 jiggawatts of power to Vin Diesel's sneakers and have him accelerate to 88 MPH, his flux capacitor should activate sending him back to 1955.

 

crestfallen posted on 6/15/05 8:06pm

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Vin Diesel sucks.[hr][/blockquote]

LOL but hes hawt u gotta admit [face_grin]

 

Well, I guess.

 

Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Let them eat cake." Only he substituted "cake" with "South Korean babies."

Jazzy, I love you

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

crestfallen posted on 6/15/05 8:06pm

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Vin Diesel sucks.
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The first actual fact to be posted in this thread.

 

crestfallen posted on 6/15/05 8:24pm

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Well, I guess.[hr][/blockquote]

I was kidding, man, don't get weird on me.

 

ummm yeah, I was too.

 

In Japanese, Vin Diesel literally translates to ?**** that ninja ****, I?ve got a gun?.

It's a beautiful language.

 

If you topographically map Vin Diesel's body and divide each coordinate by pi, your computer will become self-aware.