Saga The Saga Continues--The unofficial sequel to Weird Al's "The Saga Begins"

The Saga Continues

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
The Separatists had made a mess
And I thought me and Anakin
Could fix all things like Qui-Gon Jinn
And make sure that his superpowers would bless
But they made a char mark of Padme?s vessel
Infested her bedroom and killed Zam Wessel
We found some toxic stickies
And bounty hunter ickies
The Council sent my apprentice, too,
With Senator Padme and R2
Off an adventure to Naboo
Which is where they made this mess

Oh, my, my, this here Anakin guy
Will be Vader, sooner or later
Now he?s one hot Jedi
He wants to break the rules,
Not kiss his girlfriend goodbye,
?cause he?ll soon be the greatest of Jedi
He?ll soon be the greatest of jedi

Did you know that junkyard slave
Turned out to be a warrior brave
And even outshines old Plo Koon
I catch him always hitting on the Queen
Now that she?s twenty-four and he?s nineteen
Yeah, he?s probably going to marry her real soon
Well, I know he pilots like a fiend
Gave me heart-attacks when the speeder careened
We nearly crashed and died
So the creep wouldn?t end up deep-fried
He was an arrogant, cheeky, son-of-a-Sith
With all the personality of a Bith
But I knew who Padme me would go with
So she could make this mess

She was singing
My, my, this here Anakin guy
Will be Vader sooner or later
Now he?s one hot jedi
He wants to break the rules,
Not kiss his girlfriend goodbye
?cause he?ll soon be the greatest of Jedi
He?ll soon be the greatest of jedi

Now we finally head off Coruscant
?Cause that?s what Master Yoda would want
And headed on our separate ways
I went to Kamino and heard a tale real barmy
How the Jedi Council paid them for an army
And it was for the Republic, so they said
By the Fett-clones I was impressed of course,
But I felt a disturbance in the Force
I went to kill Fett in the rain
But before I could complain
He was off in the Slave I with his sadist son
But I knew the battle was not yet won
Because Anakin would see the job was done
Once we all made this mess.

We were singing
My, my, this here Anakin guy
Will be Vader sooner or later
Now he?s one hot jedi
He wants to break the rules,
Not kiss his girlfriend goodbye
?cause he?ll soon be the greatest of Jedi
He?ll soon be the greatest of jedi

Well, some time later in an arena
We were faced by a dude who was so much meana
Because we?d figured out his plot
The scary beasts became vulture-food
And that put Count Dooku in a bad mood
So he sent out battle droids so we?d be shot
But Mace Windu he saved the day
Turned the predators into prey
Jedi got owned, Yoda arrived
From war pleasure we derived
We tried to do Dooku some harm
?Til Ani lost his arm
But with Senator Padme to keep him warm
This will turn into a bigger mess

Oh, my, my, this here Anakin guy
Will be Vader sooner or later
Now he?s one hot jedi
He wants to break the rules,
Not kiss his girlfriend goodbye
?cause he?ll soon be the greatest of Jedi
He?ll soon be the greatest of jedi

 

LOL!!! I love it!!

-Mia

 

Awww, thanks, hon. :-D

 

Great sequel to 'The Saga Begins'! I especially like the chorus.

 

The chorus took up half the time that it took to write the song!

 

Is it bad that it took my till stanza 3 to get it? I think it's brilliant! Thanks for that! I got a great chuckle out of it!

 

LOL, yeah. That's the disadvantage to filks.

 

*claps* Bravo my dear. Bravo. Now just get it copyrighted and send it over to weird Al, and you may just have a hit on your hands.

 

Thanks, hon. :-D

 

Imaginative and well done!

 

Oh man, Ish, were you around for the years that this song was all I sang? Great job, and rhyming "arena" and "meana" has got to be the most creative rhyme ever used in a "Saga Begins" parody. (Although remind me to tell you about an unorthodox use of the word "apparel"...)

 

Healer_Leona--Imaginative and well done!

Thanks! Hope you like the sequel when I do it.

Awel--Oh man, Ish, were you around for the years that this song was all I sang? Great job, and rhyming "arena" and "meana" has got to be the most creative rhyme ever used in a "Saga Begins" parody. (Although remind me to tell you about an unorthodox use of the word "apparel"...)

ACK! It's that Anakin-worshipping violinist freak! (Before I get banned, this is Kyra, my favorite deviant from back east who has been my SW bosom buddy for years.) I like hotel/apparel better than arena/meana. That halfway only works if you're from Boston!

 

Yeah. In Boston, "meana" is most definitely a valid word, and we also turn to the wicked dahk side.

 

the wicked dahk side, you mean, kyrer.

 

Hilarious! Fantastic job--you do the classic song a great justice by updating it

 

Thanks, polymerase! The most fun was figuring out ties between the American Pie, Saga Begins, and the potential for this song.

 

LOL!. That was beautiful. *wipes tear*

 

LOL, LOL, LOL



Star Wars fan fic poetry at its best.

 

LOL, thanks, Padawan. Thought that might cheer you up after Lokifest.

 

LOL! Very original, I really enjoyed it!

 

Dear gods, that was hilarious!

- lazy

 

Thanks, Genivive and Lazy! I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.

 

Bravo! Now a # 3 a # 3!

 

The Saga Is Complete is #3!

 

Love it!