The Star Wars Pizza Quote Game

It's back!

The rules are simple...Quote any line from the Star Wars movies, but add or change dialogue to contain something about or related to pizza.

I'll begin...

PALPATINE : Master Jedi, I would like a pizza to be ordered for Senator Amidala.

AMIDALA : Chancellor, if I may say so, the...

PALPATINE : ...Dominos Pizza is not that delicious. But I do think it is, Senator.

BAIL ORGANA : Do you think ordering a pizza is wise in these stressful times?

PALPATINE : What if someone you were familiar with made you the pizza...Say, an old friend, like Master Kenobi.

 

Solo in ANH:
"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
It's the ship that made the Domino's Run in less than 12 parsecs!"

 

DV: No.... I am your Godfather,
Luke: No... that's not true... that's impossible!
DV: Search your feelings, you know you want my pizza.
Luke: Noooooooooooooo!

GO 'CLONES!

 

ESB:


Han - I love pizza.

Leia - I know.

 

"I find you lack of Pizza disturbing."

 

Lando: We've just made a deal that will keep Pizza Hut out of here forever.

 

"Pizza accepted, Captain Needa."

 

ROTJ Dagobah scene
Luke: Master Yoda, is Papa John's my father?

 

Han in TESB.
You said you wanted to be around when I ordered a pizza! This might be it sweetheart!
I love that line!

 

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.... at last we will have our pizza.

 

DS: Welcome Home, Lord Tyranus. You have done well.
DT: I bring you good Pizza, my Lord. With extra cheese.
DS: Excellent. Everything is going as planned.

 

LUKE
Leia... do you remember your pizza? Your first pizza

LEIA
Just a little bit. I ate it when I was very young

LUKE
What do you remember?

LEIA
Just...images, really. Feelings.

LUKE
Tell me.

LEIA
It was very delicious. Big? but tasteful.
Why are you asking me all this?

LUKE
I have no memory of my first pizza.

 

BAIL ORGANA: The Commerce Guilds are preparing for pizza?s... there can be no doubt of that.

PALPATINE: Pizza Hut must have made a treaty with them.

SENATOR ASK AAK: The debate is over, we need those pizza?s now!

BAIL ORGANA: Unfortunately, the debate is not over. The Senate will never be able to approve the use of pizza?s.

MAS AMEDDA: This is a crisis! If the Senate votes the Chancellor emergency powers, he could approve the use of the pizza?s immediately.

PALPATINE: But what senator would have the courage to propose such a radical amendment

MAS AMEDDA: If only Senator Amidala were here.

PALPATINE: Hmmmm

 

DS: You got Han and Leia's lines switched around, unless you meant ROTJ.

ANH:

Beru: Luke! Luke! Luke, tell Uncle if he gets a pizza, be sure it has extra cheese!

Luke: It doesn?t look like we have much of a choice, but I?ll remind him.

GO 'CLONES!

 

OBI-WAN : He'll never pass the Council's tests. He's too old.

QUI-GON : Anakin will be a great pizza chef, I promise you.

 

Up!

 

CORDE : Senator...I've failed...I...

PADME : No!

TYPHO : Senator Amidala...This dinner is very important. Corde made her pizza, now you must make yours. Come...

 

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pizza.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you ate it.
Darth Vader: No. You got drunk and ate your pizza.
Luke Skywalker: No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your toilet you know it to be true.
Luke Skywalker: Nooooo! Nooooo!

 

Anakin: Don't be afraid.
Amidala: I'm not afraid eat pizza. I've been eating pizza a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Anakin: What are you talking about?
Amidala: I love pizza.
Anakin: You love pizza? I thought we had decided not to love pizza. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
Amidala: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love pizza and before we die I want you to know.

 

Count Dooku: Geonosians don't trust Pizza Hut.
Obi-Wan: Well, who can blame them?

 

JABBA : Han me bookie, [there are times when you disapoint me. Why did you have to fry poor Greedo?]

HAN : Look Jabba, next time don't send one of your twerps and come see me yourself.

JABBA : [Han, Han...I can't make exceptions. Where would I be if every delivery boy who worked for me, dropped their pizza at the first sign of an Imperial starship?]

HAN : Look Jabba, even I get pizzas stolen. You think I had a choice? 'Sides, I got a nice easy recipe now. I'll pay you back, plus a little extra.

JABBA : [For an extra topping of anchovies...]

HAN : Pepparoni, Jabba, don't push it...

 

Yoda: How you get so big eating pizza of this kind?

Vader: That is it!
Ozzel: Mi'Lord, there are so many uncharted pizza places.....it could be Pizza Hut, it could be PaPa Johns....

Piett: Shuttle Tydirium, state your cargo and destination.
Han: Pizza and breadsticks; the forest moon.

Jango Fett: I am just a simple man, trying to make my pizza in the universe.

Boba Fett: What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a pizza to me...
Vader: The Empire will compensate you with a pepperoni and cheese if he dies.

 

Obi-Wan:
Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more pizza hive of pepperoni and chesse.
We must be HUNGRY!!!

 

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Anakin in AOTC - I hate pizza!