the Stupid Jokes thread

Little does anyone know that Darth Vader had a second marraige to a woman named Ella. It didn't last long though.
Due to too many ups and downs, Darth got rid of
Ella Vader.

 

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."

The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend, "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."

Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"

The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."

 

A boy is on vaction with his family near the grand canyon.They stop at a diner,he finishes his meal before the rest of his family. He goes out side to look at the area.
He see's a little bunny in the road and is watching hop on it merry way. The little bunny stops and looks at the boy, BAM!! The bunny gets smashed by a 18 wheeler. The driver hops out of his cab and looks at the bunny. He gets back in his cab and returns with a bottle that he dumps on the flat rabbit, then he tosses the bottle in the weeds.He then parks his rig and goes in to eat. The little boy just stares at the rabbit corpse.After a while the driver emerges from the diner. About that time , poof , the rabbit came back to life. The rabbit hops to the side of the road and waves to the driver. the driver waves.
The rabbit hops about 20 feet and waves again, the driver waves back.
The rabbit hops about 30 feet and waves again, the driver waves back.
The rabbit hops about 50 feet and waves again, the driver waves back.
once the rabbit is out of sight the driver leaves. the little boy is just shocked at what he just saw. He goes to the weeds and finds the bottle, the label reads: Hair restorer with permanant wave.

 

A couple of blondes are lost in the mall. So they go to the nearest mall map where they see a red dot with the words, "YOU ARE HERE."

One blonde looks at the other and exclaims, "Wow! How do they know that?"

 

I like blonde jokes,that was a good one

 

My favorite blonde joke:

An Ad Exec, who happens to be a blonde, is getting fed up with all the dumb blonde jokes being tossed around at work. She even leaves the office fuming, deciding that she's going to go for a drive to calm down. As she's driving she comes upon a field where she sees a blonde in a row boat rowing. She stops the car, gets out and yells, "It's women like you that give blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your @$$!"

 

I like that one!

 

Okay, this one isn't stupid in my opinion. I really like it. So, stupid or not, I'm telling it here...


Old man owns a large rural property. It has lots of trees and is well manicured. On the opposite end of the property from his home is a large pond. The man decides to go out and check things out around the pond as he hasn't been out there in a while.

As he gets closer he hears giggling from the area of the pond. He finally arrives at the pond to find a bunch of girls skinny dipping. They notice him and with screams and shrieks go swimming to the far end of the pond.

Huddled together and hiding themselves under the water they yell "Mister, we're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man just laughs. "Young ladies, I'm not here to see your naked bodies... I'm just here to feed the alligator!"

 

Now, THIS one is stupid...

A blonde loved horses. One day she got the opportunity to go horseback riding. Although she didn't have any experience at it she thought she was doing pretty well. But as the horse kept trotting along she began to lose her grip. She kept yelling "WHOA" but the horse wouldn't stop. She was hanging off the side of the horse and was sure she was soon to be trampled under it's feet!

Then the Wal-Mart greeter unplugged the horse!

 

I got some, but I don't think I could get away with posting them on the boards...lol

 

a jawa walkiks into a bar with a bantha under his arm...