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The Temple of Citrika, Goddess of the Oranges

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by citrika, Jul 18, 2002.

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  1. citrika

    citrika Jedi Youngling

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    [image=http://www.indianrivercitrus.com/images/4415f.jpg]

    The Orange....the embodiment of good and evil, sweet and sour. 'Tis the most balanced fruit in the universe. Those who believe this to be true, come hither and appreciate the goodness of this sweet ambrosia.

    Everyone is welcome! Come, let me baptize thee in cool orange juice.... All you need is:

    • A deep, undying love for Oranges in his many forms, the Orange, the Juice and the Holy Frozen Variety.
    • A devotion to providing monthly sacrifices to the Citrus Saints, aka the Lemon, Lime, Tangerine, etc.
    • And a willingness to follow me, the Goddess of Oranges:


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    c i t r i k a

     
  3. Uruk-hai

    Uruk-hai Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Oct 26, 2000
    Yes. Oranges good.

    I will follow you. Are you going to ride that bike?

    Where are we going anyhow?

    Are cumquats part of the religion or have I just blasphemed?
     
  4. DUSHONI

    DUSHONI Jedi Master star 4

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    Aug 22, 2001
    I live in Orange County ! [face_shocked]
     
  5. Ender

    Ender Jedi Knight star 6

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    Aug 12, 1998
    And they're a lovely reddish yellow colour. What's that colour called again?
     
  6. citrika

    citrika Jedi Youngling

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    Why, the Cumquat is one of our patron saints! You would only blaspheme if you said anything about apples. So shh. [face_plain]

    And Dushoni, Orange County is my retreat from Mount Olympus. Are you a god? [face_shocked]

    And Uruk, we are going.....to, uh, the Orange grove to pray and eat. Hop into my basket. :D

    c i t r i k a



     
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