The Truth Behind Those Little Plastic Tips...

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Those little plastic tips on shoelaces! What are those really for?





One thing. World domination!







Those things aren't really there for whatever reason they want us too believe. They are really listening devices for the governement!

All our privacy, secrets, embarrassing moments, secret Star Wars knowledge... GONE!


No, not the US government or British government or something, the government. But thats for another thread another day.

-The Scummy-

 

I usually peel those off my shoes the day I get them.

 

They're called aglets, and I like them.

 

My arch foe! Do not try and cover up my findings! It's just like someone so eviiiiiil too do that!

-The Scummy-

 

Scummy =

 

They stop the end of the laces getting frayed.

 

*rips plastics tips off of shoelaces*

WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED MEEEEE!?!??!

*Spits on shoelaces*

Commando

 

Lol uh...okay.

 

I don't think you realize the severity!

-The Scummy-

 

*makes tin-foil helmet*

so they cant hear my thoughts....teee hee heeeee!!!

Government always covering up things...Area-51, Skywalker Ranch, Ranch dressing......

Commando

 

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The tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

 

This ain't no laughing matter, Conne.

 

that episode of JSU was probably just a way too warn us!

-The Scummy-

 

Conne is one of them..... 0_o

Commando

 

if you retie your shoelaces (as I find myself doing quite a lot. ) and your aglets are gone then the frayed ends won't go back in the hole!
It's horrible.
Truly.
Aglets are anything but sinister, they're helpful and sweet, like little plastic friends that stay on your feet all day.

 

That's where I heard that! All I could remember was someone talking about them saying that they we're sinister.

 

Well duh, you think there going too make too put evil listening devices in stuff people won't trust?!


They need too make it helpfull. It's like planting a bomb in a puppy. No one suspects... till its too late!

-The Scummy-

 

Flouride doesn't prevent tooth decay, it makes you trackable by satellite.

 

A is A.

As soon as I first saw this topic,I knew someone would post a picture from The Question from JLU.

 

Mr_Burnsposted on 9/24/05 8:41pm

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That pic wasnt from the episode he said that but its as good as he gonna get(seeing how in the Ep. Flashpoint(where he said it) he was being tortured). Thats when supes had to clean house and get him.

and its JLU not JSU

Edit: Almost forgot, A is A and no matter what dimension Luthor is Luthor

 

I was totally wrong about what the second to the last letter of this thread was.

 

-The Scummy-

 

Same here.

Scummy, you're helping my mind stay in the gutter!

 

I always lace my shoes then melt the aglets together so they will never escape the shoe holes