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~*~ The UNOFFICIAL C. THOMAS HOWELL fan club! ~*~

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Bullwinkle, May 31, 2002.

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  1. Bullwinkle

    Bullwinkle Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 14, 1999
    It's about time this fabulous Actor gets the credit he deserves for his underrated, underwhelming performances in such cinematic marvels like:

    THE OUTSIDERS (with Ralph Macchio and Leif Garrett!)
    RED DAWN (with Lea Thompson and Harry Dean Stanton!)
    THE HITCHER (with Rutger Hauer and Armin Shimmerman!)
    SOUL MAN (with Rae Dawn Chong and Leslie Nielsen!)
    RETURN OF THE MUSKETEERS (with Kim Cattrall and Christopher Lee of "Star Wars" fame)
    BREAKING THE RULES (with Jonathan Silverman and Annie Potts!)
    TO PROTECT AND SERVE (with Joseph Cortese, brother of Dan Cortese!)
    NICKEL AND DIME (with Wallace Shawn!)
    TERESA'S TATTOO (with Lou Diamond Phillips and Jonathan Silverman!)
    DANGEROUS INDISCRETION (with Malcolm MacDowell and Topaz Hasfal-Schou!)
    MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN (with Joss Ackland!)
    THE SWEEPER (with Jimbo the sound guy!)
    PURE DANGER (with Marcus Chong and Leon!)
    THE BIG FALL (with Sophie Ward and Titus Welliver!)
    SLEEPING DOGS (with Michael Bafaro, director of "Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders!")
    LAWS OF DECEPTION (with Brian Austin Green and Nick Mancuso!)
    FATAL AFFAIR (with Jay Underwood!)
    THE PRINCE AND THE SURFER (with Timothy Bottoms and Robert Englund!)
    XCU: EXTREME CLOSE UP (with Sean S. Cunningham, writer/director of Friday the 13th)

    and much, much, much, MUCH more! One of the greatest American ARTISTS of the 80s, 90s, and today! C. Thomas Howell is one of the busiest actors in Hollywood, already starting work on "The Hitcher 2," co-starring Jake Busey (son of GARY BUSEY!!!) and Kari Wuhrer (daughter of someone who isn't famous!!!). Howell's contributions to his art will effect generations to come. He is a hero of independent filmmaking and other national treasures that are so special to the world they can only be seen on video and cable!

    Join the C. Thomas Howell fan club of the JCC today and show your appreciation for this underappreciated acting LEGEND.

    Behold the anthem of the C. Thomas Howell fan club, sung to the tune of "Theme from Red Dawn"!

    From playing Ponyboy in "The Outsiders"
    to the Sherriff in "Night of the Wolf!"
    He'll act in your low-budget films
    Regardless of your crappy script!
    Dum de dum dee
    Dum de doo dee
    Dum de dum dee
    Dum de doo!
    God bless America
    and C.!
    Thomas!
    Howeeelllll!


    It's not supposed to rhyme, it's prose. Much like the work of C. THOMAS HOWELL!

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  2. Lord Mauly Mall

    Lord Mauly Mall TFN/JC Banner Artist Team star 7 VIP

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    Oct 21, 1999
    You forgot E.T. ;)

    I liked him in The Outsiders and I actually thought Soul Man was pretty funny.
     
  3. Bullwinkle

    Bullwinkle Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 14, 1999
    It's well known that during production, E.T. would frequently kick C. Thomas Howell in his nuts and spit on him while he was on the ground, as his species has a severe aversion to dimples. For revenge, C. Thomas Howell would often steal strawberry daqueries from E.T.'s mini-bar, thus leading to a lifelong (and extremely painful) rivalry. Out of respect for C. Thomas Howell's feelings, I felt it prudent to leave such a dark blemish on his flawless acting career off his filmography.

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  4. Lord Mauly Mall

    Lord Mauly Mall TFN/JC Banner Artist Team star 7 VIP

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    Oct 21, 1999
    As long as you can justify it.
     
  5. Herman Snerd

    Herman Snerd Jedi Master star 6

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    Oct 31, 1999
    Every other movie on that list pales in comparison to Red Dawn.
     
  6. MoldyBread

    MoldyBread Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Aug 10, 2000
    Name a movie he is in that I have seen.
     
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