The Unofficial Robin Hood: Men in Tights quotes thread

We're men.
We're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.

We're men.
We're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor. That's right!

We may look like sissies,
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!

We're men.
We're men in tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la.

We're men. Manly men!
We're men in tights. Yes!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.

We're men.
We're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor. That's right!

We may look like pansies,
But don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights!

We're men.
We're men in tights, tight tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

When you're in a fix,
Just call for the men in tights.
We're butch!

 

Robin:"what are you doing up there blinkin?"
Blinkin:"Im guessing...I..guess no one is coming."

Achoo:"Hey blinkin!"
Blinkin:"Did you say abe lincoln?"

 

//shakes hand

Fagala?

 

Blinken: Master Robin, is that?

Robin: Yes!

Blinken: Back from the Crusades?

Robin: Yes!

Blinken: And alive?

Robin: Yes

Blinken: Oh happy day. That's strange. I thought there was a door there. *bumps into statues* Oh Robin! You've lost your arms in battle. How terrible, *feels statue* But you grew some NICE boobs.

 

"Hey Abbot!"

"I hate that guy!"

 

Over That Boy Hand!!!

 

"I think you mean feats of strength?"
"No, I mean strength of feet!"

 

Robin: Watch my back!

*Achoo watches Robin's back*

Achoo: Your back just got punched twice.

 

Sherrif:Now I am really pissed off!
Achooissed off? On that side of a horse I would be more worried 'bout getting pissed on.


Hang man:You look like a 13...or maybe a 13 1/2..hmm?

 

Prince John: (to Robin) And why would they listen to you?
Robin: Because unlike all the other Robin Hoods, I speak with an English accent.