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The world forgot Ms. Bliss...but why?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Emperor_Billy_Bob, Oct 21, 2007.

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  1. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Recently, I was reminded of the fact that the monstrosity that was "Saved by the Bell" was actually a spin-off...nay, a retooling of an earlier failed sitcom, known as "Good Morning Ms. Bliss".

    It occured to me, I remember once having known this fact...but, I had forgotten it. And I had also forgotten the fact that I had forgotten it.

    Now, Zach, Lisa, and Mr. Belding all transferred from GMMB's JFK High School in Indianapolis to Bayside High School in California.

    Ms. Bliss, despite having previously been the titular character, had dissapeared completely. Why?

    Ladies and gentlemen...I believe I have stumbled upon the most foul and odious coverup in the history of late 80's television aimed at the 12-18 Year Old Demographic.

    Ms. Bliss obviously angered the wrong people. With her English accent and her haughty, know-it-all demeanour, is it possible that Zach, Lisa, and Mr. Belding offed her, and then transferred as one across the country to Bayside, in a feeble and callous attempt to avoid doing time for their heinous deeds? Did they create a television show simply to mock the police for their impotence, as many great Serial Murderers are known to do...?

    Rest in Peace, Ms. Bliss, while your heinous murderers share life, love, and wacky hijinks at Bayside High.
     
  2. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Does the conspiracy of silence extend even here? How did they buy you? What was their promised price?
     
  3. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    The "umWhat" is a creature that spawns inside the rare bubbles that seep from cracks deep down in the bottom of the internet, when someone talks about something no one else knows about or can't figure out.
     
  4. slimybug

    slimybug Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I've heard of this before. Bu I never really thought of it as such a huge conspiracy! :eek:

    I still don't.

    Sorry.[face_whistling]

    Slimy!
     
  5. FlareStorm

    FlareStorm Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I heard Mr Belding keeps her trapped down in Bayside High's toilet room, using her as his personal toilet whore
     
  6. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    He likes the contrast of the accent with the job.
     
  7. Angel_Jedi_Master

    Angel_Jedi_Master Jedi Knight star 6

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    And what of Zach and LIsa's other schoolmates?! The fat girl and the other kid? Are they victims of this conspiracy as well?
     
  8. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Wasn't Screech in those early episodes too?
     
  9. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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    Thanks for getting the Saved by the Bell song stuck in my head. :mad:
     
  10. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Seems like something Dustin Diamond would do.
     
  11. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He was in them. I remember that show pretty clearly. It had Hailey Mills as Ms. Bliss. I'm pretty sure it wasn't syndicated for network television. It was on the Disney Channel when it was brand spanking new.
     
  12. DarthLassic007

    DarthLassic007 Jedi Master star 6

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    Some more:
    Zack's father was single during the Miss Bliss years.

    Also, Torie never went to graduation.
     
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