Things I've Always Wondered, Chapter 8: Pee Wee Herman in Jail?

Why did Pee Wee Herman get put into jail a while back?

 

For masturbating in a public theater. He lost the show for the same reason.

 

dont forget about the kiddie porn.

 

Things I've Always Wondered, Chapter 9: What were chapters 1-7?

 

Err, what was the movie? And, what did they charge him with, Indecent Exposure?

EDIT:

He had child porn, too?


Things I've Always Wondered, Chapter 9: What were chapters 1-7?

Uh, I don't remember. Some were about the restart of the Olympics, the origin of the kiss, something about french fries...and other probably trivial things.

 

It was a porn. He was in a porn theater. Basically the local cop had nothing better to do than stand around the porn theater and arrest people for stupid things like that.

Edit: The child porn is news to me.

 

Okay, so, he was arrested for masturbating in a porn cinema? Err...how did the cop know he was masturbating? And, could you really get arrested for that sort of thing?

 

He squirted on the guy in front of him.

 

Are you serious?

 

Yes.

 

hahahahahaahahhahaha

 

Congratulations Short Round, you have given me an image that will forever make me mentally unstable.

 

This thread has provided me with information that I didn't want to know.

 

We talked about this in my history class one day. I don't remember why.

 

you have a very interesting history class.

Kiddie Porn? Didn't know that one.

 

OMG! I watched Porn at a young age.

*runs around screaming.*

Acually I saw Porn last week in a Romeo and Juliet movie, which was rated PG. Eck, eck, eck.

 

Nudity is not porn. Unless it is intended for arousal, it is simply nudity.

BLAMMO!!

 

No, I did not see nudity, I saw more than I needed to see.

 

Often nudity is more than one needs...hehe...ha..


BLAMMO!!

 

..............*looks at PDiddy.*

Uh, where are you going with that comment. Are you admitting you......

Never mind there.

*gives another glance*

 

Things I've Always Wondered, Chapter 11: Bankruptcy

 

"Nudity is not porn. Unless it is intended for arousal, it is simply nudity"

What if it's not intended for arousal, but it works anyway? Hmmm? Take that, smart guy!

Amazing.

 

Paul Ruebens was so thirsty, he drank all of Grimby's lemonade and then proceeded to take a Pee Wee.

I'm sorry. I have no shame.