Tongue Twisters

Starting up with a twist:


When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.





Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?



A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.



She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.



A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.




Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?




The classic:


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.





Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.



Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.



I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.





My tongue's in a twist

 

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.


I tried it and this is what I came up with:


A big black blug blit a big black blear, and made the big black blear bleed blood.




Good thread Dane!

 

Why do you people torture me like this

I cant do these...Its not fair.

 

Toy boat

Seriously, try it.

 

For some reason, I have absolutely no problem with the woodchuck twister. Everything else, I'm mostly hopeless. But woodchuck? I can do that one no problem.

 

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?


She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.


On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.



Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts.


Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.

 

Toy boat


Dude thats not cool! You end up saying Toy Boyt...ack!

 

Just try, "Six, thick swizzle sticks."

 

How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans?

 

I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son, I only pluck the pheasants with the pheasant plucker comes.

 

Six, thick swizzle sticks

I always did "Six thick thistle sticks"

Also, try:
Siezure, Scissor, Zither, Thither

and:
What a to do to die today
at a minute or two til two
a thing distinctly hard to say
but harder still to do
so we'll beat a tattoo
at a minute to two
with a rat-a-tat rat-a-tat rat-a-tattoo
and the dragon will come when he hears the drum
at a minute or two til two today
at a minute or two til two

Edit:
I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son, I only pluck the pheasants with the pheasant plucker comes.

Heh, i've heard
"I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am the pluckiest mother pheasant plucker
that ever plucked a mother pheasant"

and
"I am a sheet slitter
I slit sheets
I am the slittiest sheet slitter
that ever slit sheets"

 

good thread dane I like this one,

though I could get a couple of them

 

polish it sitting on a seat

I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son and I'll keep on plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes

the cat crept into the crypt crapped and crept out again

red lorry
yellow lorry

Forty thousand feathers on a thrushes throat

two fat men thought they were smart.
one fat man thought he was smart.

a pink monkey sat on a punk donkey

 

try this one on for size:

The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers Platinum Series Special Extended Edition Collector's Gift Set

 

rubber baby buggy bottom bumper.

 

I think you mean


1 smart feller thought he felt smart
2 smart fellers thought they felt smart
3...



She offered her honor
He honored her offer
and all the night long
He was on her or off her.