Tough Guy Quotes And One Liners

That which does not kill us
Makes us stronger.--Friedrich Nietlsche

Conan! What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.--Arnie

If it bleeds, we can kill it.--Arnie again

In war there is no substitute for victory.--Douglas McArthur

 

" Are you going to bark all day, little doggie...or are you gonna bite ? "


Mr Blonde,
Reservoir Dogs

 

"Yo I stroll in the club with my hat down, Michael Jack style!"
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-Comic Book Guy

 

"Anyone with gumption and a sharp mind will take the measure of two things: what's said and what's done."

 

"Surf's Up!" -Lil' Jimmy McDougal as he hits a punk across the face with a surf board.

 

Yes, I've been fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

 

In my time, I've fought over a thousand men. Only one survives, and he has no legs.
(or something pretty close to that, anyhow. From Red Sonja.)

 

Humperdinck: To the death.

Westley: No! To the pain.

Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

Westley: I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.

Humperdinck: And then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.

Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand, let's get on with it.

Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, ever woman who cries out "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery for ever.

Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.

Westley: It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.

< he stands up >

Drop... your... sword.

< Humperdinck drops it >



Classic

 

"I said waste the mutha*******!!"

-SLJ in Rules of Engagement


"Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"

-Kurt Russell in Tombstone


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You shouldnt hang me on a hook, Johnny. My Mother hung me on a hook once. Once!
-Joe Piscapo in Johnny Dangerously.

Classic movie.

Master Mishima

 

Go ahead, make my day! - Dirty Harry

Yipeekaiyeah muther@$*&er! - Die Hard

Your faith in your friends is yours! - Some old wrinkled guy in a bathrobe

 

"I ain't got time to bleed." ~ Jesse Ventura, Predator

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum." ~ Roddy Piper

 

"The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet."

-You know where that's from


"I neva ****ed anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

-Al Pacino in Scarface


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"He can eat things that would make a Billy Goat puke." - from the original First Blood.

 

"I've crapped bigger 'n you." - The man of all men, able to do one handed push-ups better than most younger men do two handed push-ups, Jack Palance.

 

"Yo Tommy! I didn't hear no bell!"

also

"You knocked him down, why don't you try knockin' me down now?"

-Sly Stallone from Rocky V (bad Rocky movie, but a great scene)


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Bad alien: "I come in peace."

Lundgren: "Then you'll go in pieces."

(Blows bad alien to bits.)

 

"What do I predict?

Pain!"

 

"Say "what" again. I dare you. I double dog dare you mother #$*#@#"-Sammy Jackson

 

"Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh!t ... and Jack just left town."
Bruce Campbell Army Of Darkness

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
Kurt Russell Big Trouble In Little China

"To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms."
Clint Eastwood The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

"While you were out pumpin' the neighbors' dog every other swingin' (phallus) in this platoon gets his Goddamm ass blown off!" -Gunny Highway

"I crush the skulls of my enemies." - ?

 

Next time I come in here, I'm crackin skulls!
-Principal from the Breakfast Club

Master Mishima

 

Real men shed blood before tears!

 

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of South East Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

"I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!"

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth! You are not even human *expletive* beings! You are nothing but un-organized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian *expletive*!"

"You're a regular joker. Well, I got a joke for you. I'm gonna carve you a new *expletive*."

"Choke yourself!!! ... With my hand, numbnuts!!!"

 

"I ate Green Berets for breakfast, and right now, I'm very hungry.!"