Training Day Meets Star Wars (Seeking Article) **Moved Thread**

I have looked and looked and looked. Does anyone remember an article in the U.S. edition of Premiere Magazine in 1999 that featured a parody of Denzel Washington's character from Training Day basically talking **** with a bunch of movie characters? The part that sent me off my chair was when he asked young Anakin about Padme. "You taxed that ass didn't you?" Does anyone have the article or a reprint? All I need is the text for it. Help would be much appreciated.

Strilo edit: We don't allow swearing here, even if you try to use other characters.