Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

this is one of the funniest things i have ever watched, and im a fan, too.

post your favorite quotes:

"which of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?"

"come on, just pretend you just ran ten feet."

BTW, i dont want to offend anybody who didnt like this at all, and found it completely unfunny. i feel bad for the people he made fun of, and i hope they understand that its all in jest.

 

"Burger King! Where all Dragon Masters eat!"

 

That stuff is really getting old. And boring.

 

"What's the purpose of a Jedi Knight?"

"To defend truth and justice throughout the galaxy"

"And to eat a lot of peanut m&m's, throughout the galaxy?"

Triumph is hilarious

 

"Here's a spoiler: you will die alone."

 

Yeah, awesome! I'm glad nobody is calling me cruel or a jerk for thinking it's funny.

"You are quite the uninformed hound, do you know that?"
"It's called reality, my friend!"

 

This bit was hilarious!

"I don't deal with lesser life forms."

"You don't deal with lesser life forms? You must be a lonely guy"


When he's talking to the pregnant lady:

"That's the last time he'll ever see female genitalia!"

 

Or, what he said to Simon-What's-His-Name (the American Idol guy) on Conan, this past spring:

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[i][b][hl=yellow][color=red]"If you ask me, it's the 'Weakest Link' chick in drag...if you shaved her head and cut off her nuts!!"[/i][/b][hr][/hl][/color][/blockquote]

 

I am a Storm Trooper!

Triumph: You are a huge nerd!

 

I loved this skit.
triumph: What was the substance Han Solo was frozen in?
group: Carbonite
T: No I'm sorry. The correct answer is who gives a ****

 

May the force be with you, for me, to poop on

 

"We must go now. We have enjoyed our stay, but the forces of reality, and the demands of a normal sex life force us to depart."

conan rocks

 

Ahhhh Conan, the only funny late-night host on TV...

 

"Hundreds of thirty-five year old men, waiting days, even months, to get a taste of George Lucas's table scraps. Lonely men, who have never had sex, not even with a Catholic priest!"

Lol.

Btw, who was the voice/controller of Triumph?

 

When he talks to that girl

Triumph - "The male to female ratio is definately in your favor, you can pick from all types of guys who have no idea how to please you"

 

Btw, who was the voice/controller of Triumph?

I believe he was created by Robert Smigel.

 

"Created"? Does that mean that this guy is also the voice? And does he make up the jokes?

 

I really don't know, I would assume he did the voice.

 

Oh man that skit was funny!

 

Triumph the Dog has got to be one of the most funniest things I've ever seen!

Triumph: Nerd of the Rings? Lord of the Rings?

LotR Nerd at SW rally: I a'm Blackwolf the Dragon Master and don't you forget it.

Triumph: OK, and don't you forget to finish your filet of fish. BURGER KING, WHERE ALL DRAGON MASTERS EAT!

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LotR Nerd at SW rally: You're lucky that your superiors ant NBC Nightly decided to let you out today!

Triumph: Seriously, have you ever talked to a woman without having to give your credit card number?

Mortimer_Nerdly!

 

Click here for Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

For those who haven't seen it, you'll thank me.

Mortimer_Nerdly!

 

I saw it awhile back. I still find it hilarious.

 

You and me both, Jedi_Learner. I can never stop laughing at any of Triumph's stuff!

Mortimer_Nerdly!

 

"The male to female ratio is definately in your favor, you can pick from all types of guys who have no idea how to please you."

At some point, that's going into a sig for me.

 

I love that segment. It is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.

"That is the last time he will see female genitalia"