ur gf's mom* is hot, do you tell the gf?

pros: that whole "ooh this'll be you in 30 yrs" thang

cons: whatchu thinkin bout mah mom?!

*edited mum=mom for US audience

 

The only answer has something to do with the fact that your girlfriend is cool and will get a kick out of you saying it.

I would never say that to my girlfriend because her mom is not hot. She's very cool, much like her daughter, but she's totally not hot.

 

Your BF is about to get F'D in the B!!!!!!!

 

Yes. Contrary to what is often presented in pornography, threesomes only occur in an atmosphere of openness and trust.

 

pics plz

 

A very hot high school gf of mine had a very hot mom, she was single and lonely and I used to flatter her and flirt with her. She definitely liked the attention. After we broke up, I pursued her mother fairly aggressively but was denied.

Apparently she had misgivings about hooking up with her daugther's ex bf.

 

You mean she had some sense of propriety? What a ****.

 

I've heard it before & I just roll with it. If I can look as good as she does when I'm her age, I'm ok with it

 

you should write a song about this

:tape

duct tape rules!

 

Don't get caught sneaking peeks.

 

The Ur GF? You must be old.

 

i don't know if you're familiar with alcohol, but i feel you're probably underestimating it's role in most threesomes.

 

Never **** drunk if you can avoid it.

But yeah I should have said "most successful threesomes".

 

When I grow up, Rogue_Ten, I want to be just like you and have extensive knowledge of threesomes.

 

lol should i be writing this down?

 

Tattoo it on your ****.

 

ok. but if i encounter something new do you have a hotline?

 

I'll be in your heart... watching over you. Always... always...

 

perv.

 

More like her bedroom window...

 

When it comes to threesomes, neither alcohol nor trust are necessary. A threesome can be purchased for about 150 Euros.

 

PPOR.

 

dammit.

 

Yes you can but be tactful.

Say something like "damn baby now I know where your hotness comes from".

 

Buy a kiddie pool and lots of K-Y.