Vader-Boi (Parody of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi")

Vader Boi

Words and Music by Emperor Palpatine

He was a slave
On Tatooine
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He met Qui-Gon
And a young queen
Who was just fourteen

He was strong in the force
The Jedi of course
Thought that he was the chosen one
He went off to train
But the Council complained
And Obi-Wan thought that he was just a pain

He was a Vader-boi
He said see ya later boi
He wasn?t good enough for them
Now his a Dark Sith Lord
He?s got a cool laser sword
Yes I?m so glad that I found him.

Ten years went by
Now he?s a Jedi
Training with Obi-Wan Kenobi
They?re holding him back,
Won?t cut him no slack
He?s getting impatient and angry.

He marries the girl
That he?d met before
Now she?s the Senator he defends
He looks for his mom
But she?s dead and gone
So he goes and gets revenge

He was a Vader-boi
I told him don?t fret my boi
You?ll be a great Jedi some day
You?ll learn to trust yourself
And you won?t need no one else
You?ll be invincible I say

He was a Vader-boi
You cannot control him bois
And I know just what he wants to hear
And I?ll just keep telling him
That I am his only friend
I?ll just keep playing on his fear

Sorry guys but you missed out
What tough luck that boy?s mine now.
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends.
Too bad that you couldn?t see
See the bad-ass he could be
There is more than meets the eye
He will go to the Dark Side.

He?s just a boy
And I?m just a Sith
Can I make it any more obvious?
I?m his new master
Haven?t you heard
You?re so screwed now it?s absurd!

He is Darth Vader boi
He said see ya later bois
If he?s not good enough for you
Just push him to Palpatine
And one day this man-machine
Will hunt you all down and kill you too!


He is Darth Vader boi
He said see ya later bois
If he?s not good enough for you
Just push him to Palpatine
And one day this man-machine
Will hunt you all down and kill you too!

 

Ha ha ha. Bravo. Excellent. Excellent. Love that song.

 

Better then Avril Lavigne's version ...

 

That was very impressive, you must be very proud.

 

Hey that's quite impressive! Good job...

on a related note, has anyone noticed that Sk8ter Boi is still on the charts? No seriously, last night it was like #12 on Rick Dee's Top 40 Chart... which is insane because I first downloaded the song after hearing it on the radio in August. Crazy.

 

Its not crazy, its because its such a great song.

 

Thats cool! have you heard of that one Star Wars song by Werid Al? You know that one that goes "Soon he's gonna be a Jedi"

 

Hey, good going.
One of the best SW song parodies I've seen.

 

Outstanding.

 

Brilliant!

 

Great Job

That seems familar, you didn't post it on a Qui-gon fanfiction site did you?

 

Fantastic, Weird Al Yankovic should record it.

 

in the words of Tony the tiger...grrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaattttt!

 

Thanks, guys. No, I never wrote a Qui-Gon fic.

 

impressive....most impressive

 

Yeah, what everyone else said.

Fantastic parody, stacy. Shouldn't this be on the fanfic board though?

 

Knight--if I don't know where it belongs, I put it on the Misc. forum...That's what Misc. is : )

Anyway, Thank you!

 

Thats absolutely brilliant. Well done.

 

Avril Sucks, Stacy RULES

 

Terrific lyrics to improve a song I truly loathe

 

Thank you Guys. You make me smile.