Vader & Padme OT Notes with bobill (AU version of a story between Vader and Padme)

At the start of the fic, Vader had no idea that Padme had any children, until his spy Arawn told him at the end of ANH. At that point Vader found out about Luke, but not Leia. Padme does not know Luke is alive because she thinks he died shortly after birth.

Nebula played the part of Padme for the first 27 notes.

Bobill played Padme for the rest of the notes.

Note 1:
Padme,

I heard that you were alive. My nephew informed me. You can?t hide from me?I?ll find you. How?s your life? I hope it?s rotten. You messed up your own life by not joining me when you found out I was Darth Vader?instead you hid from me. (If you know who I am). Yes, I?m still alive, and it must be a shock since you have not heard from me since a little after our wedding. I know that you are a Rebel. So tell me, Rebel, where is your base? It would also be helpful to know where the tactical plans to the Death Star are. You must know about that. And did Arawn?nevermind?I was thinking of something to ask Gryvon.

Bye now,

Darth Vader

 

Darth Vader,

You have a nephew? I never would have guessed. Is he as bad as you?

Yes, I'm still alive, and no my life is not rotten, but it got bad with getting your note. I hid from you, because I do not know you. The Anakin I once knew, died...when you took his body.

I know you were a blond, but you were really smart. What happened? Did you lose your hair or something, because you became greatly stupid to think I would tell you anything at all.

What were you going to go ask Gryvon? And who is Arawn?

Padme

 

Padme,

Yes, I do have a nephew. I actually have two. One of my brothers had four children, but you know what? I kidnapped them all when they were young. Heh, heh, heh.

My nephew works for me?.but unfortunately my brother, his father, didn?t have a very strong force at all?.and his son has even less of a force. That?s rare for my family. As you know, a strong force runs in my family. Gryvon, that?s the name of my nephew, is quite stupid. He?s a stormtrooper, but he is very loyal to me.

Well I sent a probe droid out to find you?.and it found you! I?m coming to get you! I?m going to lock you up, and then torture you until I get the information about the Death Star plans from you.

And admit it! I?m your husband. Deal with it. Don?t mention the name Anakin to me, because it no longer has any meaning to me.

I am not stupid, thank you very much. You WILL tell me what I want to know. I know you tend to resist things, but I?ll find a way to get the information form you.

I was going to ask Gryvon to set the torture chamber for you. Arawn is one of my personal spies.

Well the Maurders were up to something?I have no idea what. They have this doorway thing, and when I went to go confront Mr. Idiot, I could come up with no conclusion. I don?t know why they bothered to experiment with that stupid doorway. One of the girls from the other dimension got through.

Well you better count your time precious because as soon as I already have the course set for Endor??I?m going to capture you. There is little use in resistance??because I have hundreds of stormtroopers and officers with me.


Darth Vader

 

Vader,

When you do come to capture me with your stormtroopers be sure and bring your nephew, so I can tell him you think he's stupid and that you kidnapped him when he was a kid. What do you think of that?

If you capture me, do plan on wasting the rest of your dark life questioning me for something I will not answer. Go ahead torture me, but Anakin would never do that, now would you, Anakin? Think back on the times that we spent together, what happened? Nevertheless, if you insist on torturing me, go right ahead, I do not fear torture, Vader.

Oh sorry, was that your probe droid? Opps, well maybe we had thought you learned from all the other 100s of droids that never returned to you. Well, since you know where we are, there is no reason why not to fight. You do know how much we enjoy killing your millions of credits worth of droids don't you?

By the way, you're not my husband. You said it yourself. You said that Anakin has no longer any meaning to you, but Anakin has meaning to me and he is who I married, not some walking building!

Padme

 

Padme,

Gryvon, my nephew, would not listen to you. If you tried telling him that, he wouldn?t believe you. I?ve brainwashed him because he is so stupid?.he listens to everything that I say.

Well we came to Endor?..but you must have escaped. NEXT TIME YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME. Beware.

When I find you I will torture you.

Our Death Star plans were stolen, and I want to know what happened to them. I demand that you tell me.

My name is not Anakin. It?s Darth Vader. NEVER refer to me by the name ?Anakin? again.

The time I spent with you was a complete waste. I wish I had never met you.

Credits mean nothing to me. I have the power and influence. People listen to me?.besides that, I?m one of the richest people in the Empire.

Your Anakin is dead. Live with that.

By the way, I?m going to the Death Star now to learn more about those hidden plans.

Bye you ugly hag,
Darth Vader

 

Darth Anakin,

Yes, I escaped like I said I would, and you didn't get me or the plans. Aren't I smart. You wouldn't dream of whom I have helping me. It's the ghost Qui-Gon. I'm sure you remember him. Anyway back to real life, I will not tell you ANYTHING about what happened to the plans, why should you care? You made them. You surely are a Dumb Blond if you didn't make a copy.

Anyways, if you say Anakin is dead, then so be it. That means I can be even meaner and insult you all the more. How do you like that? By the way, I'm thinking about getting married to someone I met. He's really nice, handsome, has great manners, and simple minded. Nothing like you.

Padme

 

Padme,

I?ll find you soon enough?..don?t worry. We?re going to kill you with the Death Star!!!!!

I was not the one in charge of the Death Star project. Tarkin was. Besides that, the point is not that we don?t have copies of the plans?we do?..but the point I was trying to make is that if a copy of the plans is in the Rebel?s hands?..then you may analyze our base and find a weakness. That is why we are in search of them so badly.

By the way?.guess what I just did!! I captured a Maurder ship?..and guess who was on it. My father was the one on it!!!!!! It was so fun to question him?because he didn?t know who I was. He knew me only as Darth Vader. I let him go after making him give regrets about what he did to me?..but don?t worry, I?m tracking his ship.

I?m going back to report to the Emperor, and when I come back, I?m going to track his ship to find out where he went. Once I find that out, I?m going to follow him and capture him. Then I?m going to torture him. I?m going to pay him back for what he did to me!!!!!!!!

I could care less if you insulted me. It?ll just make me hate you more.

I could also care less if you marry. Go right ahead. I have no use for you anyway. I?m so glad that we didn?t have any children?because no one can compete with me!

I?m the most force sensitive person in the universe!!!!! And also I don?t have anyone to remind me of you.

Well??I?m off to go find my father.

Looks like he went to Tatooine?..well I?m going there now too.

Bye for now.

Your hater,
Darth Vader

 

Darth Vader,

Well, is there anything else you're doing that I should know. I mean, I know how you're going to kill me, what you're doing to your father, what you want with the plans, why you want them, so is there anything else?

By the way, isn't the Death Star a planet like thing? How can a planet kill someone, or anything?

Well, if you don't care about this guy I'm going to marry, then you don't mind me telling you why I like him. Well, he is very sweet, has a great sense of humor, does ask for help if he needs it, he doesn't make me think he's too powerful or too weak, he is very handsome, caring and all the things you're not. And I did say I was going to marry him. I made up my mind and decided it was the right thing to do.

Well, have to go, He's coming any minute. Bye.

Padme

 

Padme,

I could care less if you knew every detail of my plans, because there?s nothing you can do to stop me. Right now I?m spying on my family.

Guess what, I followed my father to my brother?s house where I learned some interesting information about what happened to the Death Star plans. My brother?s son happened to come across them, and I?m getting ready to ask him about the plans. IF he refuses to tell me, I?m going to take him back to the Death Star and torture him. I know he knows about the plans.

So I could care less if you know how I?m going to kill you, what I?m going to do to my father, what I want to do with the plans, why I want them. Go ahead and know what I?m going to do to my nephew too. You can?t stop me.

The Death Star is a battle station. You want to know how it can destroy a planet? Okay, this is going to be a long explanation. I came up with the idea myself. I was thinking to myself, there must be a way that you can destroy an entire planet?(pretend he goes into all this detail about how the firing mechanism on the Death Star actually works, exactly how he calculated the amount of energy it would take to destroy an entire planet, how he figured he could get that amount of energy?and all this detail). You see, really it is a simple physics problem.

I don?t care why you like this other guy. You know?.I am very sweet, I have a great sense of humor, I do ask for help sometimes, and I don?t THINK I?m too powerful?..I KNOW I?m powerful. Go ahead and marry that creep. I don?t give a care.

Bye until I blow you up,

Darth Vader

 

Darth Vader,

Wow, I never knew you had the brains for such a big bomb, Vady. I knew Anakin did, but you're not him, so I'm shocked you could have thought up such a thing.

Well, I may not be able to stop you, but I can do the next best thing. I'll warn them. I'm going to show your letters to all my friends, and they will help us.

By the way, you're not a kind uncle if you're going to torture your nephew. What are you going to do? Tell him your past?

Padme

 

Padme,

Let?s get a couple of things straight. First of all I conquered Anakin Skywalker?I still have his intelligence, but the name Anakin no longer has any meaning to me.

The second thing we need to get straight is the Death Star. It is not a bomb, okay?.it is a battle station. It is a huge battle station. Inside the battle station we have a huge gun like thing, which shoots a very intense beam of power??and it shoot a very powerful projectile blast with such a large magnitude that it has the ability to destroy an entire planet.

Now moving on, I don?t care if you warn my relatives. It?s too late. I already have my father in custody. He?s already on the Death Star. I?ll be taking him to Coruscant where I can torture him more thoroughly. I have a torture chamber waiting for him already. Go right ahead and show all my letters to all of your friends. I don?t really care. You Rebels are stupid if you didn?t know that we were already going to come and destroy you.

The only thing that I ask is that you not show my letters to my mother. I don?t think she knows that I?m Darth Vader, and I don?t want to shock her?or anything. I love her, and I know she loves me. I don?t want her to get hurt?that?s all.

Do I have to be a kind uncle? No. But I didn?t end up having to torture him. You see, I was able to corner him and ask him about the plans. At first he refused, but finally he admitted the truth. I know where the plans are, and you don?t! I?m going to go retrieve them now. You see, my brother does not have a strong force, and he?s not even force sensitive. I already told you that Gryvon is stupid?.well Gryvon?s brother is stupid to because he told me right where the plans were. It?s fortunate that I have stupid nephews. See if I hadn?t known about Gryvon, I might have not believed him, but knowing Gryvon?..I knew that his brother wasn?t very smart either. Owen was my favorite brother because he treated me well, so I let his son go?just because he was Owen?s son. I would have been forced to torture him had he not point blankly told me what he had done with the plans.

Well anyway, I am already on my way to retrieve the plans?I must go to another planet. By the time you receive my next letter I will have already gotten the plans. Soon you can say good bye to your stupid Rebellion?but first we need to know where your base is.

Darth Vader

 

Darth Vady,

No, I didn't know you were intelligence, because you keep saying that you're Vader and not Anakin, and then you say you're Anakin...you're making no sense. How can you be two people at once, I never heard of such a thing! Oh, sure go ahead and say you're Anakin, but you're not. You killed him. I hate you for that. You don't know how much Anakin meant to me.

Ok, sure I get the Death Star now! I know you're going to show me how it works, when you try and kill me. Anyway...why would we take the Death Star plans if we didn't know what they were and what you would do. Huh? Well, duh, because we did know! We're not stupid, Vady, you were stupid to think that.

All right, you have your father, and I'm shocked you didn't take your nephew, but of course if he's as stupid as you, I don't wonder why.

Now, two things I want to get straight. One, you can love? I didn't know you still had a heart. Two, why not tell your mother? She IS your mother after all, and deserves to know that her son is killing people, planning on killing his ex-wife, going to kill his father. I just think she has a right to know, don't you. Now, if you let your father go, and do not bother your family again, I will not tell her about you being Anakin, but if not I will tell her, and you will hurt her because of what you're doing, and did. Well, what are you going to do? Kill your father, and hunt down your family for the rest of their and your lives, or save them, and let your mother know who the true Vader is, or was before you turned? I think I know what you're going to say, but I want you to tell me.

Padme

 

Padme,

You know very well who I am. Oh did I ruin your life by turning to the Dark Side? That?s too bad. I don?t give a care. I?m glad I turned.

I just wanted to clear up any confusion you might have had about the Death Star. You?re the one that asked me how it could destroy a planet. I just simply answered the question.

Ah!!!!! About my nephew?I?m going to kill him the next time I see him?.I don?t care if he?s Owen?s son. He lied to me, and he?s going to pay. No one gets away with lying to me! I went to that stupid Dantooine planet?the planet where the boy said he?d sold the droids?..well I got there and I found out that droids are ILLEGAL on that planet because the governor of the planet doesn?t like them. He tricked me! I thought he was as stupid as his brother?..but he was down right lying to me. No matter, now I have to go back to Tatooine and capture the boy.

Yes, I have the capacity to love. I love my mother still.

But what good would telling my mother that I was evil do? It would make her so sad that it would probably kill her. Don?t tell her?..please.

You have no right to tell what I can do with my family and what I can?t do with them. The only people of my family that I want to kill are my father and my nephew. My father sold my mother as a slave while she was still pregnant with me?and my nephew lied to me and knows exactly where the plans are?.I have no doubt of that. He?s a lot smarter than his brother.

Bye,
Darth Vader

 

Darth Vader,

Your brothers are my brothers-in-law, your nephews are my nephews, your mother and father are my mother-in-law and father-in-law, so they're my family too. They think you're dead, but that doesn't mean I can't be a part of your family. So, if you hurt my father-in-law I will tell your mother, my mother-in-law. I'm her daughter-in-law, and nothing you do is going to change that. So, yes, I do have a right to tell you not to touch my family, because they're MY family. Well, what are you going to do now?

Well, your nephew sounds smarter than you. Everyone would have thought that you would have taken him with you, but no, you decided to go to Datooine, and then figure out it was a lie.

Well, must go.

Padme

 

Padme,

If you want to claim my family as your family, go right ahead. I don?t really care. I have my father as a prisoner on the Death Star, along with my brother Owen?..and Lissy?.I?ve been having fun torturing them.

As it turns out, that Lissy girl is really Bail Organa?s daughter?and her name is Leia or something. Since she?s his daughter, I?m going to torture her until she gives the name of the Rebel Base. Since Leia?s not related to me, you wouldn?t mind if I tortured her, would you.

Don?t even suggest that my nephew is smarter than me. I have more intelligence than him?.because I have a stronger force. There is no way that my nephew could have a stronger force than me, so I am smarter than he is. I figured he was as stupid as Gryvon, so I didn?t WANT to take him with me. Do you know how annoying stupid people are?

Well I must get back to my torturing.

A ship named the Millennium Falcon just got pulled into our tractor beam. I think they have the plans?..so soon I will have the plans back into my hot little hands.

Bye.

Darth Vader

 

Darth Vader,

Do you know something? I DO mind if you torture Lissy, because Bail and I are friends, and if you dare touch her you are dead!!

I never suggested that your nephew was more force sensitive than you, but maybe he is, no, you're right, the most stupid people in the galaxy are Skywalkers.

Must go.

Padme

 

Padme,

Awww?.is Bail your friend? Well too bad. I?m killing his daughter, and there?s nothing you can do about it. You said that if I dared to touch her that I was dead?..well guess what, I HAVE touched her. I?ve tortured her extensively and now I?m going to kill her. I have just signed her execution orders?..and I?m killing my father and brother along with her.

I thought that you and Bail were close friends!!!!! It?s obvious that you care a great deal for him and his daughter?.almost too much. Is Bail the man that you said you were going to marry? If so, go right ahead. Marry him. You won?t have a long marriage?.because my spies are searching for your base.

Leia refused to tell me about the base?..but it won?t matter?..I will find out soon. And anyway, you couldn?t kill me. I can kill you, but there is no way you could kill me.

You know that it is impossible that my nephew could have a stronger force than me??.because I am WAY more force sensitive than anyone in the galaxy. The only way my nephew could have gotten a strong force is if his father was close to my force sensitivity?..because mine is the highest?.and he couldn?t have gotten that high because his father is not force sensitive at all. His father has a WEAK force??he only has 100 midi-cholorians?.and my other brother only had 50 midi-cholorians?..I have 24,000 . And you know how that happened? Because my father was force sensitive?.and my father had 20,000?.but he lost it because he became a Maurder. When that happened the frequency of having a child with a strong force sensitivity was greatly lessened?.he had a 1 in 1,000th chance of having a child with a strong force?.and a 1 in 1,000,0000,000 chance of having a child with the same force sensitiveness at or above his level. I just happened to get lucky and be that really rare number?..my mother is pretty force sensitive. She had like 15,000 midi-cholorians, so that?s how I got a higher number than my father. Since Owen had a weak force, it is impossible for him to have a force sensitive child??.because he has NO chance of it happening. He didn?t have the high midi-cholorian count to even draw from?.and I don?t think his wife is force sensitive either??the highest any of his children could have had would have been like 100 midi-cholorians. Gryvon on has one midi-cholorian?..so you see that the child does not have to have the same number of midi-cholorians as it?s parents??and it is actually rare normally to go above your parents counts??.even if both parents are force sensitive.

So because of all that that I have just told you??you can?t even say that maybe my nephew is more force sensitive than me??because he CAN?T be. Got that? Good.

And not all Skywalkers are the same, okay? There are a lot of Skywalker families in the galaxy?and most of them aren?t even related to me. A long time ago, a Skywalker did something famous?..and a lot of other families got jealous and decided to change their names to Skywalker?..so that?s why there are so many of us. So there are a lot of stupid Skywalkers in the galaxy?but that?s just because it is the most common last name.

I for one, have a lot more intelligence than anyone else in the galaxy.

Well I have to go prepare the execution chambers. I?ll let you know when I?ve killed those people

Oh and another thing?..Obi-Wan is now on the Death Star??I have sensed his presence??but do not worry, soon he?ll be dead too. He will not escape. I have a feeling he?s not alone?so I?ll kill all his companions too.

Bye.

Darth Vader

 

Darth Vader,

If looks could kill, you're dead. If words could kill, you're dead. If thoughts could kill you're dead. If hearts could speak, you would be ANAKIN SKYWALKER the MAN I LOVED!!!! Now, I hate you. Got that? HATE YOU!!!! You say you're WAY more Force sensitive, but I'll tell you what you are. You're WAY too prideful!!! I mean, in you letters, the words, EVERYTHING is disgusting, it's a disgrace!!!! You are the MOST prideful being in the galaxy, and I hope you know that that will be your downfall.

Oh, so killing people is your hobby now? VADER, Don't you EVER think!!!!! Or did you lost that with you gained the mask and suit!?! These are people, they live, and are loved, even if SOME of them don't know it. With you, I would love you again, if you just freed Anakin. But I'm wasting my breath.

So, Obi-Wan is with you, I've been wondering where he's been. We had to take a break in writing letters, because work got too piled up. How is/was he? You know, you're stupid and he's smart. If he's on the Death Star he has his reason, so don't even say that you're smarter than he, because you may just want to watch your back on this one, Vady.

Padme

 

Padme,

Well obviously, you can?t kill me. Looks, words, and thoughts CAN?T kill. Don?t ever mention the name ?Anakin Skywalker? to me again. Got that?

Good. I?m glad you hate me. I hate you too.

I am not too prideful, so shut up. I will have no downfall. If you haven?t noticed, the Empire is winning. We always will win. Why do you think it?s been around for 19-20 years?

Killing people is not my hobby, but it is something necessary. Of course I think. How do you think I came up with the Death Star idea?

I don?t care if they are people or not. I kill them when they get in my way. I could care less about their families or the fact that they are loved. This is a time of war. Do you think their thoughts and relationships really matter to me?

Well I KILLED Obi-Wan!!!!!!!!! Finally. It was a good riddance. I am NOT stupid, so never call me that ever again. I can still whip you or anyone else in the entire galaxy on any intelligence test out there.

But I do have something that I?m angry about. Remember that nephew that I told you about who lied to me? Well you know what he did? He RESCUED my father, my brother, and Leia!!!!! He ruined all my plans!!!!! And then he escaped. You know what else he did? He blasted the control panel the separated me from him so that the door shut and I couldn?t kill him. I HATE HIM. The next time I see him, he?s DEAD.

Well right now we?re making plans for our approach of Yavin. I have figured out just how much power will be necessary to destroy it.

This day will be long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of the Rebellion.

Bye doomed one.


Darth Vader

 

Darth Vader,

You said looks can't kill, so the next time you 'see' your nephew, he'll be still alive. Think about that!

<rolling eyes> Could you just SHUT UP about your 'intelligence'!!! What if there was someone smarter than you, what would you do? So, hush up about it, and I won't call you Stupid, got that, Dim-Wit?

You don't want me to mention the name Anakin Skywalker? Well, Anakin Skywalker WAS your name, so Anakin Skywalker should STILL be your name, but because Darth Vader came, Anakin Skywalker WAS 'killed' by him. Anakin Skywalker would NEVER boss me around, Anakin Skywalker would NEVER kill for no reason, and Anakin Skywalker would STILL love me, and last of all YOU KILLED ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!!!!!! Tired about me mentioning the name Anakin Skywalker yet? I can keep going...

Wow, way to go for your nephew!!! He seems to have out-smarted you in your own game. I'm surprised with 'everything' you know about the Death Star that you didn't THINK about having a second control panel to open the door. Did you EVER think of that???

No, I didn't know you had to Think to come up with the idea of the Death Star. I thought it came when you accidentally bumped your head when you first got that suit and mask on. Oh, I was wrong? Sorry, I thought surely someone could think of the Death Star (what kind of name if that anyway?) by just bumping their head. I could do it, that's for sure.

Yes, I'm sure after you read this letter, you'll hate me even the more. So? I don't care, because you're not ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!!!



Padme

 

Padme,

I did not mean that by my looking at him that I would kill him. What I meant was the next time I come into contact with him I?m going to kill him. The next time he is in the same room with me, I?m going to kill him instantly.

There is no one smarter than me okay. IF there were someone smarter than me, I would kill that person or I would make them work for me?..but it is impossible for anyone to be smarter than me because no one could have a stronger Force than me.

The light side is weak. The Dark Side is strong.

I may have come up with the idea of the Death Star?but I did not design the doors or anything like that. I just told everyone HOW it could be done. Other people came up with the actual design.

Anyway, people weren?t supposed to come and rescue my prisoners. You?re a stupid airhead. A person does not get an idea such as the Death Star from simply bumping their head.

Well soon the Rebellion will be crushed and you will be dead.

Also, there is a certain boy in the Rebellion that has been writing to me. He says his name is Andrew Smith, but I know he?s lying. Advise him to stop insulting me, or he will be very sorry. He has already made me angry enough to have signed his death warrant.

Obi-Wan ended up using a Force trick and disappeared, so I didn?t kill him?unfortunately. It will not matter though. Soon Yavin will be in billions of pieces and you will all be dead!!!!


Darth Vader

 

Vader (Brick-head)

I know you didn't kill Obi-Wan, but I don't think you will anytime soon. Go ahead, plan on blowing us up, like you planned on killing your 'prisoners'. I don't know what it is, Vady, but your plans never seem to work as you hope.

Oh, sure I'll tell this 'Andrew' guy about what you said, but why would you care if he insults you or not? I didn't think that someone like you would care, so is there still a little of Anakin Skywalker in that black suit or not?

So, you didn't design the Death Star. Ok, but IF you were smart enough, then you would have designed EVERYTHING, and your prisoners wouldn't have escaped, and you would have killed that person that rescued them. Well, it looks like you're not as smart as you think after all. Next time, think about EVERYTHING before doing something.


Padme (Air-head (since you called me one))

 

Padme,

Well it is now 1 minute until Yavin gets blown un and until you?ll finally be dead! Obi-Wan will also be dead in one minute! My plans would have worked perfectly before if it hadn?t been for my nephew. He ruined everything! (I?m talking about the one that rescued the prisoners.)

He better not ruin the Death Star?.because if he does?oh??wait until I get my hands on him. He said he would be flying in the Death Star battle. I?m surprised you let him fly because it is so dangerous, heh, heh, heh.

Do you know the ?Andrew? guy I?m talking about? Let me know what he says when I told him not to mess with me?but that is IF he survives the Death Star battle (which he won?t.) The fact is he doesn?t have any respect for when he insults me, and NO ONE can get away with insulting me. There is no good in me. Leave me alone about that.

I had no time to design the everything about the Death Star. I have had to go on jobs for the Emperor, and I had other projects to work on. Furthermore, the stormtroopers were supposed to stop and prevent the prisoners from escaping. I was preoccupied with other business?and then I fought Obi-Wan Kenobi. I had no time to personally hunt down the prisoners and kill them. That?s what stormtroopers are for (if they would only be smart enough to get the job done right!).

I am glad that you admit that you are an airhead.

Now?I?m fighting in the battle and I have just killed many X-Wings and Y-Wings that have tried to make runs in a certain trench on the Death Star. At this moment I am on the leader of the last group?he?s been difficult to get, but I?ll have him soon and then you will all die.


Darth Vader

 

Darth Vader,

1 minute...

Well, since you believe that you'll win this battle, I wonder what your reaction would be if the tables turned on YOU, and you lost. I bet you would HATE that!!!!

56 seconds...

Yes, we let Andrew fly, because he was a pilot, and if you know how battles work you know that you need as many pilots as you can get. Since he was up to it, there was no reason to say no.

45 seconds...

Oh, Little Vady doesn't like being insulted? Well, that's great to know, because I already know how much you HATE me, so I can insult you the more, because you can't be sure I'm dead, unless you kill me yourself, so why should I warn Andrew? I should just join him, and insult you the more. And now that I know how much you HATE that, I should do it, and I'll get more of my friends to do it as well. Wouldn't you just love that?

38 seconds...

Well, you're the dumb one that hired the stupid stormtroopers, and you should have known that they can't learn from their mistakes. They're stupid and nothing else. They don't teach or learn, and they can't follow orders well, and well, I'm shocked that you haven't looked for some replacements for the stormtroops, because if you ask me, that's very much needed.

33 seconds...

Well, you're the Brickhead, and why not agree that I'm an 'airhead?' I know that's not true, but I'm also not going to use your way of disagreeing and argue my way out of it. If you say I'm an 'airhead', I know it will only take time for you realize that you're wrong and until that time you may call me Airhead as much as you wish, because I'm not taking it to heart, Brickhead.

26 seconds...

I'll wait patiently and finish this meeting with Shmi, well I wait out the last few seconds of the battle.

Good-bye, Brickhead.


Padme

 

Padmé,

Uh?about the battle?.well it?s over?and one of your stupid pilots just HAD to blow it up. It was all because of that Millennium Falcon pilot. If the Millennium Falcon had not come and shot at me, I would have killed that pilot.

I got hit and started spinning out of control. That made me SO mad. Luckily I spun away from the Death Star, and with enough speed that I didn?t get caught in the Death Star explosion. I saw the Death Star get blown up.

I cannot believe that the plans had that big of a weakness. I should have looked them over myself. And just so you know, I?m not really the person who came up with them, okay. I was just saying that. Actually it was that Count Dooku guy from the beginning of the Clone Wars, and the Trade Federation army. I actually had no say in the design of the Death Star, so the weakness was not my fault. The Emperor never authorized me to do anything with the Death Star plans. I KNEW I could have made them better, but I was not allowed to make any changes to them. The Emperor was confident that they were fine.

All right?.so Andrew flew because he was a pilot and you needed a lot of them. Whatever. I don?t care about him or any other pilot.

Go ahead and insult me. I?ll just ignore your insults, and if Andrew continues to do it?well I?ll teach him some respect. No one can get away with insulting me. You?re all going to die some day, you hear me!! I will personally kill you once I get my hands on you.

I did not hire the stupid stormtroopers. Palpatine was the one that did that, and he?s the one that wanted them created. They?re stupid clones (all except Gryvon and other people with exceptionally low intelligence) and they can be easily controlled. They were an army that was quickly created, and they take orders without question because they?re stupid. They do serve a purpose. They DO follow orders most of the time, (at least the clones do). Stupid people like my nephew are the ones that are hard to get to follow orders well. Stormtroopers do their job well most of the time. How could we replace so many clones? There isn?t anyone alive that would be stupid enough to take orders without question all the time, and ones that don?t have the ability to reason.

You know what, I don?t care if you meet with my mother or not. Go ahead. What do you talk about with her anyway? How is she doing? I hope she?s doing well.

One more thing I need you to answer for me, or rather something I need to discuss with you. You know something, I just found out about our son Luke?s existence. One of my spies just told me. How could you have hidden that from me? That?s not right. Well it doesn?t matter because now I know about him. So do you know what happened to him? Is he even alive? And you WILL tell me, because I want to know. I assume you hid the pregnancy from me because you and Obi-Wan thought that you could raise him in safety without me ever finding out. Well guess what I JUST FOUND OUT AND OBI-WAN?S GOING TO PAY FOR HIDING HIM FROM ME. How dare you hide him from me! I demand to know everything about him. Where is he if he is alive?

Now I have to go and report to the Emperor about what happened with the Death Star. Your so-called heroes are going on my most wanted list. Bye.


Darth Vader