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Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Aug 11, 2014.

  1. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    this is the thread for varg

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    happy varg!

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    sad varg

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    happy varg!!

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    sad varg!!

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    cheerfully unimpressed varg

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    just plain unimpressed varg

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    very excited varg!!!

    varg and his bff, Øystein

    varg is being persecuted by the french for his deeply held religious and cultural convictions!!! :( :( :( :( :(

    free varg!! send varg some money to pay off his fines, i guess!!!

    also buy varg's rpg! it will probably have jews, christian invaders and vjikings as playable races?

    oh varg, you cant even write a paragraph about your commitment to RPG creation without taking a swipe at the jews... you're so varg
     
  2. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    THIS IS, HUH, WOW.
     
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  3. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You really have a crush on zapdos don't you.
     
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  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Varg has had many deeply held views, including one that clashes with the convictions of Darkthrone drummer Fenriz.

    You see, Fenriz thinks you should let the milk make corn flakes go soggy, but Varg? Crisp. All about the crisp.
     
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  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Arrr arrr ar ar

    Warrrw arr arw ar

    Rarrr awr argh ah!

    WOW

    WOW
     
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  6. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    in my defense, she is a girl on the internet

    but that's neither here nor there. this labor of love is for Ender Sai

    i dont want to fight anymore, baby [face_love] :*
     
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  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Besides some really great black metal, some middling black metal, and some wonderful dark ambient stuff I think Varg's best contribution to the world was this:

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    A sight that warms my heart, and probably upsets Moviefan and Skywalkernumber and AntichristSatanRevengefantasy.
     
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  8. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    when you stand for political office in australia you know im going to leak this thread and make a quick couple thou in aussie dollars, right?
     
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I'm sure I'll say more offensive things, but win on the inherited Dutch directness track.
     
  10. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    ... okay, geert :p
     
  11. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  12. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    wow! what a treasure trove!!! thanks!!



    varg on how jews are responsible for ebola. he doesnt say "jews" but his recent past writings (prior to his trial for hate speech) show that he considers jews responsible for globalization, leftist politics, far right politics, marxism, christianity, islam, etc etc (please note that none of this is hyperbole, this article he posted on anders breivik back when he wasnt under threat of a prison sentence covers it quite nicely). anyways, because of all this, we can conclude that in the video when he blames "globalization" and "merchants" he means "jews", and would gladly say "jews" if he weren't currently under suspended sentence for hate speech

    you know, watching him have to twist himself into knots to avoid the hatespeech standards now that he's been convicted and has a suspended sentence hanging over his head really makes me wish we didnt have a first amendment in the united states. of course, im pretty sure socialist politics would have been explicitely outlawed by now without it, but then again, what difference would that make given the almost nonexistent status of the american left at this point?
     
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  13. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Saintheart i liked ur parody thread, just so you know :)
     
  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I didn't even click on it and I know it was unfunny and ****.
     
  15. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    varg on why anders breivik is a wuss (and also a jewish false-flag infiltrator/patsy, i guess lol?)

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    owned by varg. owned so hard by varg

    btw it is true that breivik has been writing letters to the press and govt authorities for the last year or so that the video games in prison suck (rayman revolution? ugh!) and he should get new ones and that his chair is uncomfy and should be replaced with a sofa. while continuing to refer to himself as a "political prisoner" and "human rights activist", he threatens hunger strikes, suicide, and reprisals for "certain individuals in the short term but also when norway is once again ruled by a fascist regime in 13 to 40 years from now"

    lmao where did that oddly specific timeframe come from? breivik why cant you be more like varg? you are the worst, breivik
     
  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Varg made albums in prison but was only allowed a few keyboards. He's a better fascist than Brevik.
     
  17. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost star 7

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    hoping for a vag thread
     
  18. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    i want to do a one man show where i just read quotes about satan and murder and such from members of the early black metal scene in exaggerated scandinavian accents
     
  19. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    there's some juicy stuff in this interview with gaahl from gorgoroth:


    ..................................................satan. *winesip*
     
  20. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    *really long pause*

    "...Satan."

    *slowly takes large gulp of wine*
     
  21. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    yeah, that's what i said!!!
     
  22. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    also i guess he came out a couple years ago and he has a line of women's fashions that he is developing/developed. satan has helped him to grow!
     
  23. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Ghaal is pretty hilarious in If The Light Takes Us too. Unless this clip is from that?

    I'm at work, cannae check.
     
  24. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    i think the clip is from this metal documentary done by a canadian dude. he travels around the world investigating different metal sub-genres. i was trying to find gaahl's footage from until the light takes us but i couldn't figure out which bit it was.
     
  25. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Yeah, the interview is from Metal: A Headbanger's Journey and unless I somehow completely forgot, Gaahl wasn't in Until The Light Takes Us.
     
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