Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULL****!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

 

Which character does Vin Diesel portray in Saving Private Ryan?

 

*cough*

Was that humour?

 

One time Vin Diesel thought Vin Diesel jokes were funny.


He was wrong.



-The Scummy-

 

A Vin Diesel thread?

Must be Thursday.

 

Seriously.

 

Carponzo. He was the first one to die.

 

By the German sniper?

 

It seems Vin Diesel is no Chuck Norris.

 

Yeah. And then the other guy put a round right through the Nazi's scope into his eye.

 

I see now. Thank you. Yeah, that was amazing, the bullet went through the German sniper's scope.

 

http://boards.theforce.net/your_jedi_council_community/b10008/20285001/p1

 

If you pause The Lion King at just the right second, you can see Vin Diesel taking a dump on Simba's face.

 

Sweet. An animated dump truck.

 

Vin Diesel is saddened and also somewhat amused that there are so many redundant threads in his name.

 

I don't care what they say, John, you'll always be my little comedian.