"Visit I will, the cloners on Kamino....."

What do you think was said between Taun We and Yoda or Lama Su and Yoda for that matter.
I think it might have gone somthing like this:

SPACE
Yoda's mini-jedi starfighter comes out of hyperspace closer to kamino's atmosphere than comfort would normally allow him to. Time was of the essence.

Yoda lands not on the landing pad but on the path leading inside. His small one man fighter was able to do this with room to spare. After all, time was of the essence.

Taun We: Hello, I am Taun We, I would've expected not to see a jedi another ten yea--

YODA: Be quiet you will! And take me to your leader.

Taun We's eyes glaze over, and starts to lead the way to Lama Su's chambers. And Yoda has a hard time keeping up....

YODA: Stop you will.

Taun We stops and Yoda climbs up her tall form until he finds himself sitting snuggly on her shoulders...yes, time was still of the essence.

YODA: Proceed.

They arrive at Lama Su's chambers and Yoda makes Taun We put in the entrance code...only she can't seem to remember it.

YODA: No time for this, have I!

Taun We holds Yoda's frog-like form in her palm and stretches her arm to the door. Yoda pulls out his light saber and cuts open the door.

The chamber's sole inhabitant is startled by this.

LAMA SU: What is the meaning of this who are you?!

YODA: Help me, you will!

LAMA SU: I don't think you have given me a good reason to.

YODA: Give you a reason, I will.

Yoda whispers for Taun We to move closer to Lama. She doesn't seem to hear, Yoda slaps her on the head. An screams at her to move forward. All the while Lama Su is looking on in confusion.

Yoda approaches Lama Su atop Taune We's shoulder and his small green light saber reignites and is held to Lama Su's chin.

YODA: Break your concentration, did I?!


Not that funny, I know, but hey?

 

That was hilarious.

 

Yes!! Someone who has a great sense of humour!!!!!

*shows Kamino, Yodas tiny Jedi Starfighter is shown zooming towards the planet, descends into the huge clouds of rain and thunder*

*Yodas ship keep going and going, until finally he realizes hes underwater, so he quickly escapes from the ship and swims to the surface, he looks around and sees the Kamino platform, he climbs up and makes his way tiredly to the door entrance*

*it suddenly opens with Taun We in view*

TaunWe: Hello? Hello? Anybody here?

Yoda: Here Am I!

*taun we looks down*

TaunWe: Oh! We are greatly honored by your visit ..Muppet? *her eyes widen*

Yoda: *rolls his eyes and walks inside* Dispense with the pleasantries you must. Here am I to put you back on schedule. Need your help, the Council does.

TaunWe: OHH!!! I love Muppets!!! You are so cute!!! *she picks up yoda and hugs him tight with her long arms*

Yoda: *being choked* Need I do not, hugs from cloners!! Serious business this is!
*Taun We stretches out Yodas face*

TaunWe: Whose the little muppet!! Yes you are!!

Yoda: Muppet I am not!! Let me go you will!! Need to see your leader I must at once!

Taun: Sure cute little muppet!!!
*she walks into Lama's room*

Taun: May I present Lama Su, Prime Minister of Kamino. This is a cute little muppet I found!!!

Yoda: ARGH!!! Lead member of the Jedi Council I am!!

Taun: Well why didn't you say so?! *lets him go*

Lama: *giggles* What can we do for the Council?

Yoda: Need your Clone Army to help rescue some fellow Jedis on Geonosis we do.

Lama: I don't believe you.

Yoda: *baffled stare* But Jedi Council member Am I! For 800 years have I trained Jedi!!

Lama: Sure.. *hold his laugh* Whatever you say.

Yoda: But!! Lightsaber I have!!! *pulls out his lightsaber*

Lama: Perhaps you killed a Jedi and took it from him!! *winks and laughs*

Yoda: ERR!! Make me angry you shouldn't, like when I'm angry, you won't!!! *growls*

Lama: HAHA!!! I've never had so much fun in all my life! If this is what we've been missing by being stuck on this toilet of a planet.. then please kill me now! Because its just too funny!! *wipes tears away*

Yoda: Comedian I am not!!!! Enough of this!! *turns on his lightsaber* ARRRUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spins around twirling his lightsaber back and forth, after 5 minutes of showing off his true skills, he stops and sees that Lama Su and Taun We are on the floor, crying from laughter*

Taun&Lama: PLEASE stop!! stop!!! This.. this is just too much!!

Yoda: Listen to me now you will. Need to see your clones I must.

Taun: HAHA!!!

Lama: You are priceless!! You are our new official comedian/singer!!!!!!

Taun: Heres your banjo.. *hands Yoda a banjo* Now go sing "Rainbow Connection" to those troops out there! *pushes Yoda out into a crowd of thousands of Clones all waiting*

Yoda: *gulp* Some mistake there must be! Kermit the Frog I am not!!!

Lama: Whoever you are, shut up and sing.

Yoda: But lives there are at stake!! Many will be brutally murdered!!!

Taun&Lama: We'll pay you with 10 million cups of Dagobah Brew a night!

Yoda: But, die people will, if we don't do something now!!!!

Taun: Did I also mention that we will make you our King, giving you access to anything you want? Riches, food, women. Whatever you wish. Its yours.

Yoda: *eyes widen and laughs aloud, pretending to except the deal* Screw the Jedi!! Bring on the brew and women you must!!! Herher!!! Lets rock this joint!!!
*Yoda jumps onto the stage and all of the Clones cheer with excitement*

Yoda: *sings* Someday find it we will, the Rainbow Connection. The lovers the dreamers.. and me..

*several minutes later, Yoda takes off like the wind*

Yoda: Quick Quick!!! Run we must!!
*Yoda is shown running into a Republic Starship, following him are all of the clones who listened to him sing, all of the Troopers head inside of the Starship and they take off to save the Jedi Knights on

 

Just imagine Yoda stand next to such a long creature. Looke funny to me!!!

 

...and imagine them all having one huge party.. Clones, Kaminoans, and Yoda, all in a Congo line... "dun dun dun dun dun DUN!!!!"
LOL

 

MyEternalRest, funny stuff you write! I too wondered what happened once Yoda got to Kamino and especially how all the cloones knew his name so well when they addressed him. Whch brings me to a question I've been pondering:

Did Taun We and the crew teach all the clones to be obedient to Yoda and the crew? did they actually teach them the Jedi Council Members names over all those years? How did they know to give their insatant loyalty to Yoda once he got to Kamino? Also they gave insant loyalty to Mace Windu, Kenobi and the others.

 

Outlaw, that's awesome.


Rick McCallum loves you!

 

OutLawYoda! Funny post you write too!

 

*bows* thank you thank you!!

 

Up!

 

YODA: Break your concentration, did I?!

Hmm!! Laugh hard I did!!

 

There used to be a really funny comic about this on TF.n humor, but I can't find it.

 

Up up and away!!!!!