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Was Salacious Crumb staring at Jabba's tail or Leia's legs?

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  1. SithKiller

    SithKiller Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I haven't been able to figure this out one for as long as I can remember. I know he's looking at one of the two... at first I thought he was following Jabba's tail as it wiggled, but now it seems more as if he's staring at Leia's legs in some kind of amazement. Which is it?
     
  2. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    He's looking at the tail, you're looking at the legs. ;)
     
  3. solo77

    solo77 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    QFT! [face_laugh]
     
  4. Indigo_Jade

    Indigo_Jade Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    What would YOU look at? A slimy tail, or a pair of nice legs?
     
  5. StartCenterEnd

    StartCenterEnd Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    A slimy tail! What kind of a man would want to look at a woman's bare legs?? :rolleyes: Duh
     
  6. Emperor_Dantius

    Emperor_Dantius Jedi Master star 2

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    Of course... doesn't Jabba's tail excite you guys?[face_laugh]
     
  7. DARTHLINK

    DARTHLINK Force Ghost star 4

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    I thought this too! I confirmed it because i saw Crumb move his head while staring at the tail, as if he were tracking the movement of the tail, like a cat. I don't think he would be doing that if he were staring at Leia's legs, in fact, in that shot, her legs aren't there, if i remember.
     
  8. DarthJuggalo

    DarthJuggalo Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Her legs of course!

    My boy Salacious is a pimp. All the girls love his Kowakian Monkey-Lizard style!

    Really, they can't get enough of him or his trademark cackle.

    The only cackle that competes with Sidious' cackle BTW!
     
  9. -Commander_Thigh-

    -Commander_Thigh- Jedi Padawan star 4

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    They don't call him Salacious for nothin'.

     
  10. Thank_The_Maker

    Thank_The_Maker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jabba's tail?

    Disgusting! [face_sick]
     
  11. Darthette

    Darthette Jedi Knight star 5

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    He's a guy, but is he straight? o_O And does he even know?
     
  12. solo77

    solo77 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He's looking at Jabba's tail.

    He is obviously wasted and got the munchies, he is eyeing up the tail as it looks like a tasty treat :D
     
  13. DarthButt

    DarthButt Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Perhaps he had a bit too much 'spice' ;) and is mezmorized by the movement of his tail?
     
  14. StartCenterEnd

    StartCenterEnd Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Yes, I like that. A monkey lizard woulden't have hormones for the body of a human female...He was defenitely spiced up and quite taken by the movement of the tail.
     
  15. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Chosen One star 7

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    One doesn't need hormones to find another species attractive.
     
  16. StartCenterEnd

    StartCenterEnd Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    But why would a monkey lizard find a human woman attractive? Do you find female monkeys exciting?



    (hopefully not...[face_praying])
     
  17. JediStarKiller2

    JediStarKiller2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It's the Star Wars universe anything is possible. He's an alien to her, she's an alien to him. Big deal.

    I watched that scene over and over again. I think he watching Jabba's tail rubbing against Leia's leg.
     
  18. StartCenterEnd

    StartCenterEnd Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Butt Edit: That didn't really need to be said, did it?
     
  19. darthOB1

    darthOB1 Force Ghost star 5

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    He looking at the gash on Jabbas tail, hoping to grub on maggots.
     
  20. StartCenterEnd

    StartCenterEnd Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Sorry if you were offended by my post. I was making a small joke. Leia's Love Slave seems to make jokes in every post he makes (which I enjoy) but yet never gets edited out...I thought it'd be ok, since the nature of the thread is maybe a bit comedic, but oh well. I'm sorry.


    Anyway, yes I still keep to my point that he is looking at the tail but still...he looks perplexed. Now it might be he's on spice, but the way he looks is kind of like its something he's never seen before. I'm sure being Jabba's mug, he's seen a lot of his tail, so maybe he IS looking at Leia's legs but not in the salvating manner, more in a...hmm, "Haven't seen a pair of those in my life".

    Remember, Most of Jabba's slave girls are aliens, like Oola the Twi'lek. So maybe Mr. Crumb has never seen something so 'exotic' to him and thus is quite taken by it.

     
  21. Cloudreaper

    Cloudreaper Jedi Master star 2

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    This is one of those things that, as a prepubescent boy watching ROTJ on the big screen, I didn't even consider. At that time, it was Crumb being distracted by something moving, like just about any dog or cat would. And that's the way I've seen it for the past twenty-something years until this thread... o_O

    I still doubt he was interested in Leia's legs at all. Even if she was the first human slave (doubtful in the first place), hers and a Twi'lek's wouldn't be that much different, save for color. If anything, perhaps he's curious just how far Jabba's planning on taking the 'tail massage'... see what you people have done to my innocent recollections of this scene? [face_shame_on_you]
     
  22. StartCenterEnd

    StartCenterEnd Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    :D Thats our job! [face_devil]


    Good to see another person on my side! Mr. Crumb was looking at his tail moving, and thats a good point of Crumb wondering about Jabba's tail moving maybe because it never moved so often, but now does because I think Jabba had a thing for Leia. He always liked that Skywalker charm...Maybe its because of her force potential?
     
  23. IncomT65

    IncomT65 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nah, Leia had other er.... abilities at that time. That's why Jabba wanted those abilities in a bikini. I mean, the Force in a bikini! Doesn't get my tail wiggling!o_O
     
  24. Kwenn

    Kwenn Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I used to think that cut was Crumb's doing. Like he got peckish in the night and started chowing down on Jabba's blubber.
     
  25. IncomT65

    IncomT65 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Maggots eh? I found some this morning. On a dead mouse that's been lying there for a while apparently.
     
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