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Was Yoda hitting on Padme!?!?!?!?!?!

Discussion in 'Archive: Attack of the Clones' started by lorn_zahl, Jun 5, 2003.

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lorn_zahl Jedi Master

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Oct 19, 2002

If been thinking of this since I first saw AOTC. You guys know when Yoda gives her that smooth talk when she walks into Palpy's office.

What do ya think?

lorn_zahl, Jun 5, 2003

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ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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874 year old green midgits need lovin' too

ST-TPM-ASF-TNE, Jun 5, 2003

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-_-_-_-_-_- Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Not only is Yoda at the head of the Jedi Council, but also the elder member on the Pimp Council.

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foxbatkllr Jedi Knight

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No, he said "Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart," NOT "Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants."

foxbatkllr, Jun 5, 2003

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rsterling78 Jedi Knight

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In the novel Yoda said "Hiya, toots."

Okay, he didn't.

rsterling78, Jun 5, 2003

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JohnWilliams00 Jedi Padawan

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Jan 29, 2002

If he could jump around like that in the Dooku saber fight, imagine what acrobatics he's capable of in the bedroom...

*fans himself*

JohnWilliams00, Jun 5, 2003

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-_-_-_-_-_- Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Who needs Viagra when you have the Force, right guys?

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anakin_girl Jedi Knight

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LOL!

Reminds me of darthlebowski72's sig:

"Yoda hitting on Natalie Portman:
'Eighteen, I thought she was.' "

anakin_girl, Jun 5, 2003

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TK-101788 Jedi Youngling

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May 20, 2003

.....I will not comment on this.

TK-101788, Jun 5, 2003

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-LHS-The_Pope Jedi Padawan

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May 31, 2003

In the novel Yoda said "Hiya, toots."

I always said reading was over rated.

-LHS-The_Pope, Jun 5, 2003

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ForceHeretic Jedi Youngling

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Dec 8, 2002

"Seeing you again brings warm feeling to my heart"

"Take me Yoda!"

ForceHeretic, Jun 5, 2003

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WMCoolmon Jedi Padawan

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May 19, 2002

Is it any better than Palpy's "The thought of losing you...is unbearable."?

WMCoolmon, Jun 5, 2003

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Leah Jedi Youngling

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Jan 26, 2003

No way! Why would Yoda do that!?!? He was just being nice. He hadn't seen her in a long time. Anakin was the one who was all "Whooooooooo" about her.

Leah, Jun 5, 2003

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Da_Joker Jedi Youngling

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.....I will not comment on this.

Good idea!

Da_Joker, Jun 5, 2003

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lorn_zahl Jedi Master

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So basicaly the three most poweful force users in the galaxy got a little thing for her.

You can definantly tell Yoda's trying to get some, if Anakin gets banished, Yoda's a hypocrite.

Now Palpy, well he's just the PIMP.

lorn_zahl, Jun 5, 2003

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Tatooine_Fireman Jedi Padawan

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May 16, 2003

Who wouldn't hit on Padme?
I guess Yaddle just broke up with Yoda, but I think Padme turned him down.
That's the reason Yoda didn't want to train Luke in ESB.
Why else did he say things like "Size matters not" and "Old friends long gone" ?
He was referring to the (unanswered ) love of his life...Padme.

On the other hand, Natalie Portman once said in an interview she thought that Yoda was a little green cutie...

Tatooine_Fireman, Jun 6, 2003

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DamonD Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Well, there we are. The evidence is just piling up.

DamonD, Jun 6, 2003

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Ariadne Jedi Padawan

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What about the look Yoda gave Palpatine? It's obvious Yoda's in love with the Palpster.

Perhaps a three.... Nah.

Ariadne, Jun 6, 2003

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Darth_Imran Jedi Padawan

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No, he said "Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart," NOT "Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants."

Darth_Imran, Jun 6, 2003

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Jedi_Girly Jedi Padawan

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nah palpatine is in love with obi wan, its quite obvious.

Jedi_Girly, Jun 6, 2003

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TCF-1138 Anthology/Fan Films/NSA Mod & Ewok Enthusiast Staff Member Manager

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What makes you think so?

Yes, I think Anakin will join the dark side because of jellousy (sp?), cuz Padme left him to marry Yoda! oops, was that a spoiler?

Have a nice day//TCF

TCF-1138 , Jun 6, 2003

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Jedi_Girly Jedi Padawan

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could you not see? you could cut the sexual tension with a knife, between those two.

thats why he eventually gets anakin to kill him (although we dont see the exchange), if he cant have him no-one will.

Jedi_Girly, Jun 6, 2003

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anakin_girl Jedi Knight

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He hadn't seen her in a long time. Anakin was the one who was all "Whooooooooo" about her.

And that's a problem because... ?

anakin_girl, Jun 6, 2003

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Ret Jedi Grand Master

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And I bet becuase Padme just ignores Yoda he starts to secretly plot against her.

Ret, Jun 6, 2003

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lorn_zahl Jedi Master

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All I'm saying is that if Yoda throws a fit when Padme gets pregnant ala Anakin, its out of jealousy, not adhering to the code.

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lorn_zahl, Jun 6, 2003

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