What are some favorite Ninja quotes?

I was watching the GI JOE cartoon on DVD last night, and Storm Shadow said a few memorable lines.

 

Ninjas are mammals.

 

"A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal!"

 

Stormshadow's best: "The ninja is a weapon."

Amazing.

 

"My friend says that that one time he saw a ninja totally uppercut a little kid just because the kid opened a window! Now that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!"

 

"Pizza!"

 

Cowabunga Dudes!

 

"..."

- Snake Eyes

 

"Ive said it before, and ill say it again: MAN I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!"

 

Ninja! Vanish!!!!!






»Who dares wins«

 

I am your Father.

 

"And now, Lady Ninja trick - Milk of Human Kindness!"

If you can find Lady Ninja...watch it for the complete wrongness, remember it for well, the complete wrongness.

 

"Do you fear my Ninja-ness? I have Ninja Fury!"-Ninja-Fu Hiya from Kung-Fu Chaos.

 

"A trouble shared is a troubled had, Gabe-San."

 

Everyone knows Ninjas don't talk, or else they wouldn't be ninjas (that whole silence and sneaky thing. But my favorite ones are from the Ninja Burger guys who faithfully deliver my Hot Ninja Burger righton time, every time.

 

"A Jose Conceco bat? Tell me, you didn't pay money for this."


!snap

 

"It is written the way of the Samurai is in dying." - Goemon Ishikawa, Lupin III

 

"I promise you.. you will pray for death" - Sho Kosugi Pray for Death