Phx What do you get a Wookie for Christmas (when he already has a comb)?

Okay, this is gonna sound strange, but last night JediHunter and I were in Kay Bee Toys at Fiesta Mall looking at all the cool marked down Star Wars stuff when we heard a song over the speaker called "What do you get a Wookie for Christmas?". It was so childish and funny we laughed our heads off. I asked the manager if the song was available anywhere. He told me he didn't know but to search online. I have had zero success but if anyone else finds it, let me know!

LP

 

hmm i would get him some detangler and a few dozen hair nets.
and when i get home i will look for that song for you.

 

Thanks Birr

 

Rogain!

For the older Wookies.

 

I belive this song is from an album released in the era of the Holiday Special. (Judging from that, an appropriate gift would be a virtual reality helmet with "adult" content. )

I bet Void has it in digital format. After all, he had the Life Day song.

 

One word:

Nair

 

My list says "Epilady 9000"...

Maybe this is an error?

 

Epilady!?! With all that hair? Do you want to kill him?

(What sadist man invented that thing, I wonder?)

I think he needs some pretty bows, so it looks like he just came back from the groomers.

 

A blow dryer and curling iron to do his hair before he puts in those bows.

 

Personally, something for the hairballs.

 

I have the sheet music for that song along w/ "We Wish You A Merry Christman R2-D2."

I can scan it if you really want it.

 

LOL.. that's what we'll do at the newyears party....we can all get around a piano and sing and record those two songs, done by the PFF and we'll sell them and make tons of money... *wink*

 

I have a copy of the album with all the star wars christmas songs.

Just for the record I copied it from Kreleia

 

I flea collar would be a great gift.

 

Sure, sure. We believe you.

 

This year the Wookie in my family is getting all Blue Angel's stuff...oh and shampoo!

 

YES!!!! I DO OWN THIS CD!!!

It's called "Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album" and was originally released back in 1980. I picked up my CD copy at Magic of Myth when it opened at the Smithsonian. It features the vocal talents of Anthony Daniels (of course), and "fresh newcomer" 18-year-old John Bongiovi, who later gained fame as Jon Bon Jovi. Yes, this is true. Sadly, the CD is now out of print.

I have to admit, "What do you get a Wookiee for Christmas" has to be my favorite song on the CD, although the rest is pretty amusing too.

Want a copy? Bring a blank CD to the next meeting. You can also PM me about this one song in particular.

 

Woo Hoo!! I'll be bringing a blank CD!

 

So we could play that and have the holiday special on the screen

 

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

Yeah its a funny song.,.. I have the 45 single of it.. backed by we wish you a merry chritmas R2.. good stuff!

 

OW Imagining a Wookie with NO hair gives me the... willies. Nair... whaaahahaha.

I'm definately bringing a blank CD to the meeting!! That sounds like a great CD.

 

I am SO bringing a blank CD to the meeting!!!

 

Me too! Hey Void, think we could get some copies over this way???

LP

PRETTY PLEASE!

 

Bring me blanks, I'm pretty much all out