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What do you want on your tombstone?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by AmazingB , Apr 21, 2004.

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  1. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, kids, not the pizza. I am just using their clever advertising slogan as it will catch your eye and subtly lure you in here. So there will be no jokes about pizza, as they are all horribly unoriginal.

    Some famous epitaphs:
    Mel Blanc: "That's all folks!"
    W. C. Fields: "I would rather be living in Philadelphia."
    Jackie Gleason: "And away we go!"
    Edgar Allen Poe: "Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore'."
    Krusty the Clown: "See you real soon kids!"

    In light of those, I have decided that I very much want my own morbidly amusing epitaph placed on my tombstone. Unfortunately, unless I'm famous and develop my own catchphrase, no one will ever know or care. Hopefully I have several decades to achieve such fame as well as coming up with something suitably clever. I'm sure many of you will suggest something along the lines of "Amazing" but that's no good. I think it would be amusing to have my epitaph written in very tiny letters so people have to get up real close to read it. And it will say "GET OFF ME!" Or maybe something like "Wish you were here," which is sort of sweetly morbid, depending on who's reading. "No big loss" might be good, but it sounds kind of emo. I like "We are richer for having lost him" but that's stolen from the Simpsons and I want something original.

    Now, dear reader, you may be asking yourself your role in all this. How are you to respond? Well, I have several suggestions:

    1. Comment on my hilarity.
    2. Comment on my stupidity.
    3. Both 1 and 2.
    4. List other famous or funny epitaphs.
    5. Suggest more epitaphs for me.
    6. Tell us what you want on your tombstone. Now, I don't want anything serious or sad or anything, because that'll just bore everyone else. I want morbidly amusing. I think I may be misplacing my faith in some of you, but prove me wrong!

    And remember, no pizza jokes. I can already see some of you rubbing your grubby little hands together thinking you'll get me good and post a pizza joke anyway, followed by that emoticon, you know, the fellow with his tongue sticking out like some sort of stroke victim. Don't do it. I have already ruined the joke, and the back-up "I'll do it anyway" joke. Anything more is just sad, which is why I fully expect it more than ever. You're a bunch of sheep!

    Amazing.
     
  2. JangoMike

    JangoMike Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 13, 2003
    I just want to have one word:

    Amazing
     
  3. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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    Jan 25, 2004
    I like Mel Blanc's epitaph.
     
  4. Darth-Horax

    Darth-Horax Force Ghost star 6

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    Aug 22, 2001
    Mine should say:
    You're standing on my eye.

    or...

    Posted 'X' amount of posts on theforce.net, but at least he's not Bib Fortuna, Twi'lek, who posted 54,000,000 posts before his demise.
     
  5. DarthTolkien

    DarthTolkien Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 17, 2004
    A Tolkienologist lies here. May Tolkien bless his soul.
     
  6. k3po

    k3po Jedi Knight star 6

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    Mar 21, 2001
    I want...

    Here lies lester Moore, shot by a .44, no les no more.
     
  7. droideka27

    droideka27 Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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     I think it would be amusing to have my epitaph written in very tiny letters so people have to get up real close to read it. And it will say "GET OFF ME!

    That is terrible :(

    gravestones creep me out as do graveyards. you should be creamated and thrown into the Seeeeeeeaaaaaa
     
  8. SLAVE2

    SLAVE2 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Apr 6, 2000
    Lived Alone, Died Alone, Now Leave Me Alone!
     
  9. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Aug 12, 2002
    Only because you told us not to:

    Pepperoni and Sausage :p

    Yes I am fully aware of my "sadness" and as to the sheep comment, all I can say is "BAAAAAAA"
     
  10. SPACEMONKEY20

    SPACEMONKEY20 Jedi Master star 5

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    Nov 13, 2001
    1. Comment on my hilarity.
    2. Comment on my stupidity.
    3. Both 1 and 2.
    4. List other famous or funny epitaphs.
    5. Suggest more epitaphs for me.
    6. Tell us what you want on your tombstone. Now, I don't want anything serious or sad or anything, because that'll just bore everyone else. I want morbidly amusing. I think I may be misplacing my faith in some of you, but prove me wrong!



    1. You are very funny
    2. You are very stupid
    3 You are funny and stupid
    4. I don't know any.
    5. Amazing
    6. Please eat pancakes on my grave, Dance if you would like.

    or....

    In case of dead tissue ressurection or zombie-like activity, previous owner of body is not responsible. See store for details.


     
  11. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    Marco Largo LeGrande,
    Hell on sea or land.
    The good news is he's dead.
    The bad news is that he's bred.
     
  12. Bezo2004

    Bezo2004 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 1, 2004
    Here's some possibilities for my own Tombstone (because I'm very me-oriented in my thinking):

    Here Lies Nat

    He Always Loved Sleeping

    Damned Kids, Stay The Hell Off My Lawn!

    Now He Rests In The Arms Of The Lord. Poor Lord.

    Warning: Zombies

    Please Take Care Of My Turtle

    All You Can Eat Worm Buffet, Borrowing Mammals Welcome


    Of course, they're all pretty moot, since I'm going to be cremated anyway.
     
  13. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 29, 2004
    Here lies Darth_Smelly.....
    Chances are he smells a lot worse now then he ever did while alive.
     
  14. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 19, 2002
    1. Comment on my hilarity.

    You're hilarious!

    2. Comment on my stupidity.

    You're stupid!

    3. Both 1 and 2.

    You're hilarious and stupid!

    4. List other famous or funny epitaphs.

    Here lies Johnny Yeast, Pardon me For not rising.
    Sir John Strange: Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
    I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.
    Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
    Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.
    I told you I was sick!

    5. Suggest more epitaphs for me.

    It really is Amazing here.

    6. Tell us what you want on your tombstone. Now, I don't want anything serious or sad or anything, because that'll just bore everyone else. I want morbidly amusing. I think I may be misplacing my faith in some of you, but prove me wrong!

    She was worshipped by nerds and stalked with love.
     
  15. JangoMike

    JangoMike Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 13, 2003
    Chances are he smells a lot worse now then he ever did while alive.

    I beg to differ........
     
  16. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Mar 14, 2004
    "I Don't Rot on Your Lawn, Please Don't Walk on My Grave."

     
  17. Jjanda_Solo

    Jjanda_Solo Jedi Master star 5

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    Feb 19, 2001
    Monkey Island quotes! JGM you are my hero for the day. Monkey Island rules. :D
     
  18. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 21, 2002
    Hmm, epitaphs...

    I'd like to suggest "I'm Still Over You", but it's a bit too arrogant. Mine's going to be "Done!".
     
  19. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Suggestion for Amazing Tombstone:


    "If this grave is a rockin' don't come knockin'"

    or

    "My OTHER final resting place is a mausoleum"

    or

    "My wife married into the mob and all I got was this rotten tombstone."

    or

    "Trying to top 'the Bib' in posting
    only a few more did he lack.
    He overclocked his computer boasting
    now he's lying on his back."
     
  20. psychokillermike

    psychokillermike Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 27, 2002
    " He had vodka flavored nipples." 8-}
     
  21. Grand_Duchess_Olga

    Grand_Duchess_Olga Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jun 28, 2002
    Move on, Ed Gein, I'm not an old lady.

    or

    I finally found out who the Zodiac Killer was! it's...
     
  22. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Chosen One star 6

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    Jun 4, 2002
    Well, I intend to have a tree for my tombstone (ashes planted with a sapling) or become one of those cool artificail reefs (I want my mortal remains to serve some real purpous but I've seen a variation on this one near Seattle (where I live) In England (where I was born) and in New York which turned out to be way cooler than I ever thought it could be.

    Stop as you,

    Who'd pass me by.

    As you were

    So once was I.

    As I am,

    You soon shall be.

    So prepare for Death,

    To follow Thee.


     
  23. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Mar 14, 2004
    I'm surprised no one posted the famous epitaph of Deforest Kelly....."He's Dead, Jim."

     
  24. jasman

    jasman Administrator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 29, 1998
    A "No Parking" sign.
     
  25. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Here lies an Athiest
    All dressed up and
    Nowhere to go.

    Error 404: Epitaph not found.

    Beat THIS David Blaine.



     
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