What Ever Happened to the Funky Bunch?!?

Marky Mark's homeboys...<br><img src=http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200_web/drp000/p019/p01920d2vlw.jpg>

For about nine months between 1991 and 1992, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch ruled the universe. You Gotta Believe they made some serious Music For the People.

They gave off the good vibrations.

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Who all remembers Scottie Gee, Hector the Bootie Inspector, DJ T and Ashey Ace.

Sure, they were all reviled as being tokens - people that Big Brother Donnie hired to try and give Marky Mark some sembelence of street cred.

And then, sadly, when Markey Mark dumped his stage name in 1995, the Funky Bunch drifted off the radar.

But, dammit, if Good Vibrations isn't still one of the number one party beats to kick it old-skool, then I don't know what is.

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I think that Hector the Booty Inspector works in the kitchen in my local pizzeria. Im sure he lays awake at night wondering how he doesnt have a career with a name like that.

 

I believe there was a sighting of one of them at 7-Eleven.

 

From a distance they could be Boyz II Men.

 

Hector's Adventures at the Job Placement Center:
GS1: So, Mr... ummm... "Inspector." What was your former profession?
HtBI: I inspected boo-tay. And in the latter half of 1991, I have to say, a whole lot of it.
GS1: Hmmmm. A "booty inspector?"
HtBI: Yeah. That's me. Hector the Bootie Inspector.
GS1: checks government work schedule You're in luck. I believe we have an opening here under metalwork. A Diesel Fitter.
HtBI: "Diesel Fitter!?!" You whack, baby! I ain't never pulled down no metalwork jobs. I'm a rapper. And a boo-tay inspector.
GS1: I believe you've misunderstood the scope of the job. Go see Boudreaux at that address, he'll clue you in. Besides, it's the only job you qualify for.

Later on in the afternoon...
HtBI: Hey, I'm Hector the Bootie Inspector. I've had prior experience inspecting boo-tay.
Boudreaux: Good. You'll be working as a Diesel Fitter under Bubba.
Bubba: Hey Hector. I'm Bubba. I'm a panty stretcher.
HtBI: So what does a Diesel Fitter have to do with inspecting boo-tay or stretching panties?!?
Bourdreaux: Well, Bubba here will stretch the panties. Then you have to determine if they're within the right size. If they are, you tell us whether or not...

"Dese'll fit 'er."

 

Genghis, that was the worst joke I've ever heard. So, with that in mind, I leave you this from Billy Madison (paraphrased)...

"Mr. Genghis... at no point during that rambling, incoherent diesel joke did you at any point reach anything that might have been construed as a punchline. Everyone in this thread is now dumber, for having listened to it. I award you zero points, and may G-d have mercy on your soul."

 

Probably washing cars at a Kia dealership. Sad, because they had so much potential.

 

I think they're living in the same house as the Fat Boys and that other guy from Wham! Oh, and CC Music Factory lives there too.

 

I think I saw them bussing tables at the local Chinese restaurant.

 

Maybe they're hiding out in jolly old England with The Proclaimers.


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The Proclaimers are Scottish.

And crap.


UKS

 

They went to Hell,literrelly.

 

The Proclaimers are Scottish.

And crap.

That's not how Mike Myers tells it.

Amazing.

 

Weren't they eaten by a cannibalistic tribe in New Guinea some years back?

 

Well, after we broke up in 1995, we all pretty much went our separate ways. We hated Mark for his defilement of the group. We plan on killing him in a few years.

Well, us members that haven't succumbed to terrible fits of syphillis anyway...