What if Luke and Leia had shacked up and had kids?

I mean, really, who hasn't thought about it? He kissed his sister for god sakes! What if she hadn't ended up with Han, and Luke and Leia had some "etracurricular relations" in the back of the Falcon? Wouldn't Luke feel like suck a schmuck when Ben told him that he was railing his sister?

And what about that poor kid? Would be be ulta-powerful in the force, or would he be a basic loser? Or would he even be human? He could end up as a jawa-ewok-human hybrid, or some crap like that!

Luke was such a dolt......if I had kissed my sister, I'd have shot myself.

 

LOL ^^^

This explains how Leia always knew yet kissed Luke several times.

 

Ugh. I like to think the Force would have intervined first.

 

They would of had to been the most powerful force users ever!

 

You would get Janet Reno, George W. Bush and Michael Jackson if they had kids.

 

I need to find that page of redneck jedi jokes.

 

Then John Williams' score would consist mainly of "Dueling Banjos."

 

I found a comprehensive list of redneck Jedi jokes here: http://www.slightlywarped.com/stories/redneck.html
My favorite is: Duck Tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

 

If they had kids, I'm sure he would have been their first born.

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^^^^

 

Incest is the spice of life

 

You're scaring me, Nameless.

 

Yeah, I think that is the reason they did not have kids.

I also think if she'd always know Luke was her brother, she would not have kissed him, regardless.

So there you have that. A conversation for a different forum...

Madine out

 

LOL @ Loco!!!

You would get Janet Reno, George W. Bush and Michael Jackson if they had kids.

Hahahaha! Reno's voice, MJ's looks, and Bush's intelligence and grammar skills!!

 

Thanks DarthShona, you have proven to me that, yes I can make all the sick things in my mind go away.

 

Ew, that's a really scary thought.

~aeryn

 

They'd all be retarded ultra poweful force users.

Thats why they don't let you marry you sister/brother/1st cousin in the U.S. of A.

God Bless America!

Evil.

 

They'd be powerful force users, but they'd have 3 eyes and flippers.

 

They would end up like Palpatine's 3-eyed son.

(I'm really hoping that Palpatine doesn't have a sister... )

 

do you see the excpression on Han face in the banner...well times that by about 12

 

With their combined genes, their children would whine so much the galaxy would just implode

 

Micheal Moore would have come out of that union.

Along with some Gungans and a Hutt afterbirth.

 

DarkSithDrew
Yeah that would be too funny!

 

Eww!! That've been just plain sick! *shudders* Luke and Leia with kids....

-Bria

 

Would have made one heck of shock when they foudn out they were sibs... oh wait, they already know? Eww...