What is the longest time you ever held in your pee pee?

I'd say the time I was in b00t camp 12 years ago. I was told to go "pee in the cup" at 10:00 and I had to go bad. Well, the d00d never showed up and he was an hour and a half late.

I was in agony.

The other two sailors told me to hold it in! I was turning white from flexing my muscles to try to hold it in. It hurt so bad. I told them I was going to pee and they told me that it was a bad idea and I would get into trouble. I told them that I would pee half of it and cut it off during the middle of it.

[face_shocked] OUCH! Don't cut yourself off, it burns too much. I did finally feel relief. The guy finally showed up and I peed in his little cup.

Good times...........



You guys ever hold in your pee pee in for a long time?

 

I can't remember; I'm suppressing the memory.

 

When my sister finally dragged me to Titanic. I didn't realize how long it would be. I already had to go mildly, but we were just on time and I didn't want to miss the beginning so I went in. While there, I drank the largest sized soda they had. By the time I walked out, I was practically bursting.

I've held in my poo poo for far, far longer than that. But that's another story, to be told another time.

 

I have been to the hospital twice for holding in my p00 p00 for too long. It feels like being shot in the stomach. The gave me a pill I like to call the "b00ty p0p"

 

Lord of the Rings!

 

I wear diapers so this way, I don't have to hold.

 

I've never actually kept track. Maybe I'll start documenting all my bathroom times!

Amazing.

 

When I went to see Gremlins 2. I never once got up to go to the restroom,even though I had to go bad,becuase I wanted to see the Spider Gremlin at the end. When the movie was over,that was the longest time I urinated,I believe.

 

5 star wars films

 

Oh, probably 3 hours or so. I love those "Next Rest Area - 83 miles" signs and such. And I end up missing them anyway.

I've held in my poo poo for far, far longer than that. But that's another story, to be told another time.

And to think the Administration wants to cut down on poo discussion in YJCC.

 

Ha,Beat this. Try being pregnant and going in for an ultra sound. They make you drink 5 glasses of water, then tell you, you have to hold it in till they are done taking the pictures of the baby. Now taking the pictures entails pressing down on your stomach while you lay flat on your back. And it seems to take them a hour to do it.

 

Back in November, I went to pick up my check at work. I hung around for a bit to talk to a few people. During this time, I drank about 4 limeades. Anyway, after I left, I decided to take a different route home, hoping to avoid the usual afternoon traffic I face on my normal route. Unfortunately, the traffic on the alternate route was far worse.

Anyway, I sat in very slow moving, stop-and-go traffic for a good 90 minutes. I was hurting. I had to pee so ******* bad. I finally crept up to an exit I recognized. Unfortunately, it took me to an unfamiliar part of the city. So, I drove around there for another 30-40 minutes trying to find a place that might have a bathroom. After nothing but row homes and small shops that screamed "no pay, no pee!", I finally came across a small visitor center building next to a parking garage. I thought, "score!!! They probably have a bathroom!!"

So, I park in the garage (at the top level no less) . I run down four flights of stairs and over to the visitors center... only to find that it had closed 30 minutes before I got there. By this time, I felt like my bladder was going to explode. So, I went around to the alley between the visitor center and some office building, walked down some stairs next to a big glass door (thankfully the building was empty) and urinated for what felt like five minutes. When I finished, I walked back up the stairs and headed for the garage. Just as I came around the corner, I passed two uniformed police officers heading towards the alley I just peed in. Had I taken 10 seconds longer, I would have been caught!

Moral: Don't drink a bunch of limeades before heading home during rush hour.




»Who dares wins«

 

I don't have a pee pee, you weirdo.

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

So, I went around to the alley between the visitor center and some office building, walked down some stairs next to a big glass door (thankfully the building was empty) and urinated for what felt like five minutes. When I finished, I walked back up the stairs and headed for the garage. Just as I came around the corner, I passed two uniformed police officers heading towards the alley I just peed in. Had I taken 10 seconds longer, I would have been caught!

Sounds like a ShortRoundMcFly story.

 

Try for ten hours like I did. It aint fun

 

Imagine if someone had a story about an inverted pee pee. That'd be weird.

The Longest I held it is like 3 hours, all the way through Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring.

 

Imagine if someone had a story about an inverted pee pee.

I'm eating, dammit!

 

First of all, no-one should ever get caught short in a cinema and have to leave the theatre to relieve themselves. At least, in my ideal world... You should, if you are going to see a loooong film like LOTR (or for that matter, any film), make sure you don't drink for a fair while before the film, and then not take any drink into the film at the start. Don't take suck sweets, chewy sweets or popcorn 'cause it'll only make you thirsty etc... and then use the toilet for the last time (even if you don't need to go, try, go and see if there's anything there... ) as the trailers are showing before the film. I would rather abstain from drinking before the film than have to interrupt the film with 'pee-pee', or even thinking about 'pee-pee'. I wanted to make absolutely sure I didn't / wouldn't need to pee during the film - so I took no chances. And it worked.

The worst time for me was when I was (I think) 14 and I was on a coach on my way back from a school trip in Paris. We were on a French highway somewhere and I had needed to pee for about two hours, and the only way I could take my mind off the 'situation' was to repeatedly bash my head against my headrest, and the headrest of the seat infront of me.

Eventually they stopped the bus and I relieved myself in some roadside buses. I didn't care who saw me, it was so good.

 

I don't think it's how long you hold it in as opposed to how much you have to pee+how long you hold it in.

Recently I had to hold it in for fifteen minutes and I was in the Lowe's parking lot, I slowly walked to Lowe's arched over and I walked through half of the store looking for the bathroom. I probably peed for a minute straight.

Once me and my uncle were driving on our way from North Carolina to Florida and when we were in Georgia I was sleeping, then I woke up and I had to go terribly! He purposely past two or three rest stops and kept taunting me! We eventually pulled into a McDonald's and he kept hitting the breaks so that I jerk back and forth and I was like "AHH!" and he was like "Heehee" and I waddled my way in.

But the worst I'd have to say was last summer when I was in the car with my grandparents on the way to Disneyworld(I may have been 17 at the time but I'll never be too old to go to Disneyworld with my grandparents! YAY!) and I had thrown up from coughing up too much phlegm over the course of the week from a cold I had and I was drinking some coca cola and it was a large refilled cup from the last truck stop. After drinking the whole thing I had to pee like crazy! Soda makes me have to pee so fast and a lot usually comes out. Anyway, I figured I'd on the next stop but the pressure just got worse. The next rest stop was like 15 to 20 or I think 25 miles! It felt like forever! I honestly felt like I was going to die or be seriously injured. I stomped my feet, I panicked, I went "ARGHHH!" and then after what felt like forever I got out of the car and it was hard to stand up. I had to bend over like I did at Lowe's and it felt like a grapefruit was in my lower abdomen. I slowly slowly walked as fast as I slowly could walk and when I walked to the back where the men's rooms were it was closed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I eventually found out that the bathrooms were in a bunch of trailers outside in the other parking lot, so I waddled there and when I peed I felt like I was freed from a burden, like a prison almost. It made me feel so glad to be alive, I didn't take life for granted after that. In the words of Jerry Cantrell "Dying a little makes you appreciate life."

 

You mean in your hand

I remember several time going to Europe on a 8+ flight not going to the bathroom for anything. But I can't do that now, my bladder hates me.

 

I think you're jealous that guys can do that Grand_Duchess.

 

In January, I went to a friends birthday party, but it was pretty far out, so we all had to get a coach there and back. As you can imagine, after about 7 or 8 pints of Stella Artois, you do need to take a wizz. I knew what time we were all getting picked up from the party, so I decided to "go" before we all left. The only problem is, I drink 1 pint, and I pee 3! So, as a result, after I had gone, I had to go again. We were all sitting on the coach, and I'm thinking to myself that I had to go, but were just sitting there in the parking lot. Eventually, we did leave, but then it was another 30 minutes driving down the motorway, which was BUMPY! It was killing me!

Eventually, we got back to my home town, and at the first drop-off all the guys had to drop trow, and go!

My first reaction was a simple one....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

I pee on infedels.

 

I'd say my longest was around 2.5 days on a residential. Yes this is true. I think the real question is though, how long have you sat on the toilet for? Mine is 4 hours, I was playing Pokémon on my Gameboy and forgot to get off the bog!

Owen

 

I think you're jealous that guys can do that Grand_Duchess.

Well, at least I have two boobs I can hold if I ever wanted to.