What is the purpose of pantyhose?

I know they act as a good filter.

 

They make me feel like a woman.

 

Stereotypical bank robberies.

 

In your case, it would make for presentable headgear for a late night Huggies run.

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Good question, never have been able to think of a good answer Though, Alton Brown, on Food Network, says they're excellent to use for onion storage.

 

Raising Arizone, lovely movie.

 

So we can tell the difference between normal women (normal or no pantyhose) and
hookers (fishnet pantyhose)

 

Fishnet does not = Hooker wear.

 

Supposedly, they make your legs look better. I just find them itchy and weird.

 

Didn't King Louis where them? Or was that high heels.

 

It's what ghostly pale women used before there were tanning salons

 

Yes...in the days before a Sun.

 

Oh, you're just in denail, which is perfectly understandable

 

I'll have you know Juli is an adult escort. She's no hooker.

 

You wear them to feel professional. At least, that's what I use them for...

 

Towing busted-down vehicles.

 

i don't know what a nail has to do with anything... denial though, that might be something that matters.

 

Damn. Pwned

 

Pantyhose are to keep the urine in, and you out.

 

According to an episode of The Wild Thornberries, it serves as a replacement fan belt.

 

Their purpose is to be viciously ripped off in a passionate moment.

 

*shrugs* first time for everything, since i've never done it before.

 

I hate pantyhose. They usually are too long in the crotch or get holes in them the moment I put them on.

 

I wear stockings when i haven't shaved my legs. also with short skirts. and sometimes when i'm wearing a lot of black the pasty whiteness of my legs is jarring, and black stockings provide a kind of continuity.

 

I loathe pantyhose. I own a couple pairs of tights from my ballet days, but that's as close as I get to hose. They are the least comfortable clothing item ever.