JCC What Pet Should I Get? (posthumous Dr Seuss book)

A new Dr Seuss book is forthcoming, from a previously lost manuscript. What Pet Should I Get?



I reckon we could speculate on its contents, perhaps with a JCC leaning...


Sally and I just got back from the vet
We had to say goodbye to our favourite pet

That yellow and pink furry fliver-floom
was the funnest animal to grace this small room

So to drown our sorrows we've gone on a bender
But we're not drunk enough yet to adopt an Ender