A new Dr Seuss book is forthcoming, from a previously lost manuscript. What Pet Should I Get? I reckon we could speculate on its contents, perhaps with a JCC leaning... Sally and I just got back from the vet We had to say goodbye to our favourite pet That yellow and pink furry fliver-floom was the funnest animal to grace this small room So to drown our sorrows we've gone on a bender But we're not drunk enough yet to adopt an Ender
