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What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Dave_Smogcrawler, Jul 28, 2002.

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  1. Dave_Smogcrawler

    Dave_Smogcrawler Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ok is it just me or does that song have some sort of homosexual connotation?
     
  2. DimensionX

    DimensionX Jedi Master star 4

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  3. Kerr_Plunk

    Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    the lyrics:

    Chorus
    Way hay, up she rises
    Way hay, up she rises
    Way hay, up she rises
    Earl-eye in the morning.


    What shall we do with a drunken sailor? (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Put him in a long-boat till he's sober. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Trice him up in a runnin' bowline. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Tie him to the tasffrail when she's yard-arm under. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Give 'im a dose of salt and water. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Shave his belly with a rusty razor. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Put him in the guard room till he gets sober. (3 times)
    Earl-eye in the morning!

     
  4. nashira

    nashira Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    kp-
    that's obviously a homosexual reference.

    :p
     
  5. Herman Snerd

    Herman Snerd Jedi Master star 6

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    It's just you.
     
  6. Vaderbait

    Vaderbait Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 26, 2001
    Listen to "Chicken Hunting" by ICP. It's definately not homosexual. :p
     
  7. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Ok is it just me or does that song have some sort of homosexual connotation?"

    I doubt it. It's just a list of the many things one can do with a drunken sailor. Early in the morning, at least. The song does not say what one can do with a drunken sailor at any other time of the day.

    Amazing.
     
  8. RoboNerd

    RoboNerd Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Nov 7, 2001
    I always thought that a 100 degree day at noon is a great time to shave someone's back.

    Without lubrication, that is.

    With a dull razor, that is.

    +=o RoboNerd o=+

    Edit: I need to get back to using the preview button before I post my creative grammar.
     
  9. B'omarr

    B'omarr Jedi Master star 6

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    I don't understand this thread. Is this about the metric system?
     
  10. Jedi_Satimber

    Jedi_Satimber Jedi Knight star 8

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    Jul 3, 2002
    **shivers at the thought** used to sing this song in choir
     
  11. Destiny_Skywalker

    Destiny_Skywalker Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Nov 12, 2000
    Gah! We used to sing this hated song last year for every performance. But I got to wear a Hawaiian shirt, so that was fun.

    After a performance at Homecoming, some of the tenors were talking to an alum. They called me over and said, "Nicole, what would YOU do with a drunken sailor?" This was a big joke amongst us, so I replied, "I'd take advantage of him!"

    This scary alum with red contacts suddenly jumped on me like a bulldog in heat. Turns out he was a sailor. [face_puke]
     
  12. kampilan

    kampilan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Whatever you do...do NOT mess with drunken Navy SEALS, divers, EOD(bomb squad) and Special Boat Unit(gunboats) sailors...

    Fighter pilots and aircrew sailors and SeaBees are fair game and you may proceed! :D
     
  13. ferelwookie

    ferelwookie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 4, 2001
    This guy's a sailor...he's in New York...we get this guy laid, and no problem!


    :)
     
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