~What will the EU characters get (or want) for Christmas?~

This is pretty much a humor thread, but if you want to be serious, go ahead.

Luke: new prosthetic hand (the fingernails are coming off of the old one )

Palpatine: a Spongebob Squarepants doll

Mara: Tang

Thrawn: more blue facepaint (oops, did I just give something away??)

Han: video games

 

Ysanne Isard: a high-performance scan grid (that's the thingie they used to torture Han in ESB, for those who don't know) and a box of her favorite chocolates (from Palpy)

Mara: all she wants for Christmas is Luke - and maybe a set of extra-sharp vibro blades (a girl can never have enough of those ), or a new lightsaber

Luke: all he wants for Christmas is Mara

Palpy: new Sith robes made from non-scratchy wool, a bunch of ancient Sith scrolls (with authenticity certificate), a visit from Ysanne (can't give details on a family friendly board )

Tavira: some jewellery, plus champagne, fine wine, and whatever is the GFFA equivalent of lobster, delivered by a guy who looks like Ewan

Grinder: a datapad, loaded with the finest illegal slicing software there is; a pet glass prowler *scritch, scritch*

Jabba: one word: food.

 

Ton Phanan-a girl. And any woman would be nuts not to go for him.

Face Loran-a gift certificate to Costume World

Wes Janson-Elvis's Greatest Hits, a stuffed Ewok from The Build-a-Bear Workshop

Wedge-a vacation away from Wes

Winter-some time alone with Tycho

Tycho-time alone with Winter

Ben Skywalker-The Wonder Wookiee Busy Box

Piggy-a huge book of calculus problems to solve

 

Tsavong Lah: A new amphistaff.
Nom Anor: A new plaeryin bol.
Nem Yim: A new world ship.
Supreme Overlord Shimrra: The GFFA.

 

One word: Ewoks

You can never go wrong with Ewoks.

 

Mara: Tang



I'm really not witty enough to think of anything for the list, unfortunately.

 

Exar Kun: A body...please...anybody, ANY body
Kyle Katarn: a "Do not disturb"-sign for scaring off Dark Lords trying to discover the location of the Valley of the Jedi
Kell Tainer: something highly explosive

Maybe Tsavong wants a new arm? Or has he already got more than he bargained for...

 

Vergere: Nothing...and everything

Wes Janson: Shalla

Shalla Nelprin: Wes

Admiral Piett: a new pair of pink bunny slippers

 

Darth Vader- anew cape(his last one got bleached by accident)

 

Tahiri -------- Anakin back
Anakin -------- Tahiri in a hot tub
Han ----------- To get away form Droma

 

Kyp Durron: Jaina Solo

 

Vader's cape got bleached!

 

Tsavong Lah-a bed of nails, like the ones on The Addams Family

Palpatine-wrinkle cream-lots and lots of wrinkle cream

Chewie-new litterbox

Myn Donos-Lara

Lara Notsil-Myn

Hobbie-his own personal bacta tank

Yoda-platform shoes

 

Jaina Solo: Kyp Durron

 

Vergere: Nothing...and everything

ROTFL!!!


Chewie~ a steam-cleaning

Han~ fuzzy dice for the Falcon (The gold ones got lost on the last Kessel Run)

Luke~ one class of Jedi Knights to graduate without a single attack on the Academy that requires them to be evacuated

Daala~ a new superweapon

Leia~ life-insurance for Han and the kids

the Trianii~ to be mentioned more in the EU!

 

Jaina Solo - A day without being teamed up with that LOSER Kyp!


Jag - Jaina


Little Ben - a lightsaber


Luke - a new model Skyhopper


Mara - her sanity (when she finds out that all Luke wants is a toy!)

 

Is anyone else not surprised that Luke is a collecter?

Yoda-platform shoes

*falls on floor *

*climbs back into chair, because everyone in the library is staring this way*

 

Grand Admiral Thrawn - Another chance at life

General Veers - New pair of legs that are not cybernetic

Corran Horn - Telekentic powers

Mara Jade - Some fun. Life as a Jedi is boring

Emperor Palpatine - Luke's death

Luke Skywalker - Chewie, Anakin, and everyone else that has died

Grand Moff Tarkin - A new Death Star!

Admiral Daala - Grand Moff Tarkin

Jaina Solo - Jagged Fel

Jagged Fel - Jaina Solo and to beat Kyp up

Jacen Solo - Really wants to know what his Destiny is.

Admiral Piett - Really wishes his name was not "Firmus" and that people would stop slurring his name to sound like "Firm-...well you get the idea.

Darth Vader - A new set of lungs

Ysanne Isard - The latest in torture technology

 

Chewbacca: visits from his best friends Bigfoot, Cousin It and Harry Monster from Sesame Street (there is a certain family resemblance, you might say)

Yoda: tickets to a Britney Spears concert (w/backstage passes)

 

mirax horn- house full of kids
Booster- time alone in a prison. its been too long sence his last stay at kessel
Anikan Skywalker- a lightsaber that works
Leia Solo- 10 days alone with Han... no vong to disturb them
Han- new paint job on the falcon, balck is SOO not his color

 

Jaina: Prozac

Corran: A mirror

 

Yoda: tickets to a Britney Spears concert (w/backstage passes)





Padme- her husband back from the dark side

 

Padme: Me.

 

UP!!!!!!!

 

Mara: the Jade's Fire

Luke: Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru