What would Brian Boitano do... ?

If he was here right now?
Would he kick an ass or two?
Is that what Brian Boitano'd do?

 

I want this V chip out of me,

It has stunted my vocabulary,

 

He'd do something gay.

 

that is so, 5 years ago!

 

well, you know that when Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.

 

When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian. When Brian
Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kounlah Khan! Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take **** from an-y-bo-dy!

 

It is so five years ago!
I was reminded of the song by an article in newsweek and I can't get it out of my head ...


Can't get a song out of your head? Well, what would Brian Boitano do ?

 

I'm sure he'd kick an a$$ or two!







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Hey, you hear about this "Matrix" movie? I hear it's pretty sick. And are you excited for The Phantom Menace or what?

 

No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings....

 

I was about to say that.

 

AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!! AAAHHHH!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! AAAHHHH!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!

 

Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Kryluk, he came to earth to save us all from *I can never figure out what he's saying there*,

hidee lodee hidee lay, Brian Boitano is here! So round up all your lasses and tell em to have no fear.

say, "come over here my honey, and I'm gonna take off my pants. And then I'll make dirty love to you, cause that's what Brian Boitano would do."

cause that's what Brian Boitano would do!

 

Hehehe.... good times, good times.

He'd do a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold!

 

I thought it was sweet love? *shrugs* anyway, still got that album somewhere...

 

"Did someone say my name?"
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Brian Dennehy" (sp?)


for Wendy I could be an activist, too!