Whatever happened to McGruff the Crime Dog?

Was he arrested?

 

Taking a bite out of crime is, apparently, assault on a person's safety.

 

Plus the fact that he was without papers, had rabies, and had to be "put to sleep."

 

He went away to Mars

 

He took too large of a bite out of crime

 

From the New York Post:


It seems his "Bark" was worse than his "Bite." Local Authorities announced today that Ex-T.V. Star and Motivational Speaker against crime, McGruff, was arrested Tuesday when he tried smuggling nearly 4 Kilos of Cocaine accross the Mexican/American Border.

Border Security Officer, Sandra Delconni, made this statement, "It was just a usual day, and when he [McGruff] pulled up, I noticed something wasn't right. I could tell his nose was black, but the tip was covered in a white, powder-like substance; He seemed very anxious."

After asking the Crime Dog to remove himself from the vehicle, Officer Delconni discovered the drugs in the back of the car under a spare tire. McGruff was soon put into custody and taken to a local jail in Southern Texas; He has plead No Contest.

The dogs sudden drop from stardom is no suprise. One of McGruff's eleven brothers said the following, "Lately he seemed to have been on edge a lot. No one wanted to pick up his screen play in Hollywood, and he kinda just lost it. He started off just doing some smaller stuff, sniffing other dog's butts and such, but then he just started with the coke; It's really sad.

McGruff made his first court appearance Friday where the bail was set at $25,000. His trial is expected to start this Summer.


Dang, he was like an idol to me. That's sad.

 

McGruff and Smokey got high on PCP, then set a bunch of neighborhoods on fire.

Then continued to put bags of burning poo on peoples doorsteps.

They were both caught in a Ford Focus sniffing glue and looking at gay porn.

 

Sounds like a Friday Night to me.

 

He retired at the age of 49 and is living off a fat ex-cop pension.

 

I don't know, but I don't miss him one bit. He annoyed my grandma.

 

Is it cause your Granma smokes a lil dope every now and then? I wont rat her out.

 

Someone must have taken a bite out of him.

 

I think they replaced him with those bad "If buy drugs, you are supporting the terrorists!!!111oneone OMG AMERICA-hater!" commercials. Which, by the way, I find stupid because:

1. They make it seem as if drugs is just now a bad idea, after 9/11. Like it's just lollipops and ice cream otherwise.

2. One could argue, with equally poor logic, that you'd be doing as much to support post-Taliban Afghanistan as we are through legal means.

Although, admittedly, his disappearance is better than making him star in something like "Holy Terror, Batman!" where Bruce Wayne beats up Osama Bin Laden. Yeah.

 

According to the "Family Guy Live in Las Vegas" CD, he tried to kill a hooker.

 

He was put to sleep back in 1997.

 

Nice mention of "Drugs" = "Taliban support" just a bit of irony for ya, during the Reagan years look up Iran-Contra affair.

I find the whole "War on Drugs" a load of crap. If money is going toward terrorist efforts it is because the government is behind it. Again look uo Iran-Contra affair. For Pot look toward Mexico (and some grow labs in the USA), Cocaine look toward Peru (most people in the USA can't grow cocca or process it). Poppies look toward Turkey and Afganistan. Yes, we (as a populus) smoke drugs, shoot drugs and snort drugs.

However, we are not (as a populus) supporting the terroists with the purchase of drugs. We are supporting the terrorists with the purchase of "FUEL"

Want to take a bite out of crime?
Lay off of the fuel and we will stop supporting the terrorists.

 

"Call Ruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois 60612!"

Good times, good times.

 

The only reason why the war on drugs still exists is because the American people want to combat drugs and the politicians are more than happy to oblige as it makes them look good.

Every president in modern history has always made a focus on fighting crime and the war on drugs is another way they can do that in the public eye. People don't want stats, they like hearing that cops raided a house and took 3,000 kilos of coke. The war is a mixed thing really it has its positivies and it has its negatives.

 

I tried takin a bite out of crime...it didn't taste good.

 

I'm sure he was eventually picked up on Public Indecency charges. Anyone who wears a tan trench coat is obviously a pervert.

 

60652, n00b.

 

Whatever happened to McGruff the Crime Dog?

Killed by a car while chasing a cat. He became another statistic.

 

I personally think the Cat Burglar killed him

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But the cat got away, right?

 

No, the back tires got the cat. It really was a sad day all around.