What's a good jerk name?

What's a good name for some who's a jerk. Or, more correctly, who would you expect to be a jerk based upon name?

My number one choice is 'Tad'. A a jerk name! You just expect Tad to be a jerk!

Second choice is 'Paul', but it's far more tricky than 'Tad'.
For Paul jerks we have:
Paul Newman
Pope Jean Paul I
Pope John Paul II
For Paul non-jerks, we have:
Me
Paul McCartney
Paul Penton.

So it's even stevens on Paul.

 

Ignant

just playing!

I'd say Buzz, or Butch

 

Khan

 

Spence.

 

Johnny Lawrence, the jerk from The Karate Kid. John is also the jerk that is the Cobra-Kai's Sensei. 2 Johns, 1 movie, both jerks.

 

First person to say my name gets a ban.

I don't think you can generalise by name. That being said however, everyone I've met called Hamish was a jerk.

 

People named Steve tend to be jerks.

I've never met someone named Larry that was a jerk.



EDIT: Malcolm Jamal Warner is a jerk despite what you say.

 

George is a great jerk name.

George Michael
George Bush
George of the Jungle
King George

Also Jill. Jill is an AWESOME jerk name.

Edit: I dont think Mark is a very good jerk name.

 

Dewayne

 

william hung

 

Burt!

 

Navin Johnson

And I've had the worst luck with anyone named Billy. Billy's are jerks.

 

Terrell Owens

QGM

 

there are exceptions of course, but for the most part anyone who's first name ends with "ton" is bound to be a jerk, ie winston, thurston, ashton, etc.

 

"Mitch" has jerk all over it!

 

Nah, he's in his own level of jerkiness. Population 2: He and Drew Rosenhaus.

 

I'll have to agree with Tad. You can't help but sound nasal and snotty when you say it, therefore, anyone who has that name is bound to feel put-upon and will act as a jerk as a result.

 

Yay!!! I am NOT a jerk !!! ;p [/threadkiller]

It is a joke

 

Chuck is a jerk name

so is Heath

 

I'm surprised Richard hasn't been mentioned yet.

 

Biff Tannen

 

malkieD2

 

banned!!

 

yes it does!!! that was the name i was going to pick.

 

Corey
Jessie
(both boys)