JCC What's the deal with the new Colonel Sanders?

He sucks, am I right?

At first I thought it was a joke and the actor was Frank Caliendo.

Nope, just caged raised chicken poo.

 

It's former SNL comedian Darrel Hammond. He was mostly known for his Bill Clinton impersonation on the show.

 

New Sanders is an evil Communist spy, here to sell his evil Communist chicken that, once consumed, will mind control and brainwash good upstanding Americans into the ways of Communism.

 

I resemble that!

 

In soviet Russia chicken fries YOU!

 

LOL I have no problem with KFC / Hammond resurrecting the Colonel. Now trying to make him 'trendy' whatever . I haven't eaten their chicken in decades and probably won't ever again. Now if they bring back the Big Fig Newton maybe I'll start eating those again.

 

I've never stopped eating KFC. I may not eat it all the time, but I do love spicy chicken and the biscuits. Even better is eating it in a restaurant where you can go back and get more mashed potatoes from their mini buffet table.

 

They have parfait. That alone is amazing.

 

what's up with the word colonel anyway. it makes no sense.

 

This might help you a bit

 

What happened to boneless chicken? Is it still on the menu? You need a spineless jellyfish to sell boneless chicken. Donald Trump would have made a perfect colon...el.

 

Yep, nothing sells fried chicken to the masses like an old white guy dressed like a Southern plantation owner!

 

This thread is slowly starting to remind me of a Jerry Seinfeld thread.

I mean, what's the deal?

 

Mr Vos totally believes that Internet story about the mutant chicken with no heads they raised to cook there. lol I never ate there anyway.

 

My Mom briefly met the Colonel back in the late 70s at the Howard Johnson's she worked at. Said he was surrounded by a bevvy of beautiful young women. I was going to include a distasteful joke using KFC's most famous slogan, but thought better of it.

 

The return of Colonel Sanders: Because there has never been a better time than now for Southern Pride!

 

Finger lickin' racism!

 

He lives below me. Even still, it took me a few times to realize that was him in the commercials.

 

Popeye's >

 

They have parfait. That alone is amazing.

Hey! My lady's father invented those. Not even lying. He's a food scientist and he totally researched and developed the Li'l Bucket parfaits in the 1970s. She tells stories of having a game-room refrigerator filled to bursting with those things. Jealousy strikes in so many little ways.

 

i didn't even realize it was Hammond until i read it. I wonder how much makeup was used.