What's the most miserable creature in the world?

Fish have it the worst dont they?


They eat food from the oceans bottoms, so basically they are eating our human remains. Then we kill them and serve them for dinner. Some just die in the sea because of the contaminated water and even worse we take their eggs and eat them raw.

I think fish are the most miserable creatures in the world. They have no legs or brains. Some always get eaten by a bigger fish. They got dealt a really, really bad hand.
You got to admit other creatures have a better life.

discuss.


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SWA.

 

Plankton.

Plankton can do nothing but get eaten by enormous blue whales.

 

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Platypus. Just look at the thing. It wants you to kill it.

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No, actually the most miserable creature in the world is the albino long-fanged mountain hamster. It's constantly plagued by horrible hemorrhoids, that look like stinky little balloons. and they hurt so bad that the hamsters have to apply their medical cream in their car with a sock.

Besides that, the albino long-fanged mountain hamster's only means of sustenance is the droppings of bigger albino long-fanged mountain hamsters.

Another thing that's horrible for the albino long-fanged mountain hamster is child birth. The newborn babies are three times bigger than th mother, and she usually has a litter of four. And the male hamster never helps out around the burrow, and stays out all night with his friends getting drunk and holding hands with Susie while skipping stones, as Elton John sings about it in a song called "The albino long=fanged mountain hamster rock."

So you see, the albino long-fanged mountain hamster has it much worse than the fish.

 

Dude, you just stole a bunch of jokes from Family Guy. Lame.

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Only the first one. Analyze the post more and get your facts straight.

The rest of the jokes are just off of the top of my head

 

Plankton.

Plankton can do nothing but get eaten by enormous blue whales.

But arent plankton just microbes like small cells that dont really do anything. They just swim across the oceans. I wonder if you have a pic of a plankton. could they be considered a creature? or are they just a cell organism?

SWA


Wanderguard. I dont think hamsters have it all that bad. most of them live happily with families and are well taken care of arent they?

SWA.

 

The newborn babies are three times bigger than th mother,

Also cribbed from Family Guy.

-P!-

 

Umm... Not to my knowledge.

 

maybe not the most miserable but definitely the ost pointless is the liger. and yes it is a real animal and im not just stealing it from a movie

 

[Napolean Dynamite]Yeah, it's pretty much my favorite animal[/ND]

 

Dark_Lady_Revan

 

The_bigger_fish(TBF) has to be miserable as well. lol


SWA

 

What, no one's nominating me?

 

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Pooja you are evil [face_tongue]

 

In second place would be this cricket that keeps chirping outside... quite annoying, really.

 

He's probably better off than the squirrels in my neighborhood. Seems they have nothign better to do that skitter across my roof.

 

You win.

 

Two can play that game

 

Ocean Seals have it pretty bad too. they get killed with a bat.


SWA.

 

This creature doesn't look best pleased
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Thats not much of a creature is it? is it called a tripod?

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