What's the worst joke you've ever heard?

A teacher at school told us this one:

What's the difference between a pumpkin and a broomstick?

You can't make a pie out of a broomstick.

Discuss.

 

Something about Geometry and "Gee-I'm a Tree!" I can't remember the details.

 

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

(Actually I know jokes worse than that, but it's my favorite bad joke.)

 

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips.

 

Nacho Chips Joke > You

 

What do you call a deer after I shoot it's eyes out?

No Eye Deer.



What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

 

What do you call a walrus in debt to the Mafia?

DEAD!

 

Well this isn't the WORST joke I've ever heard, but it's pretty unfunny, it was in a joke book I had as a kid:

What's green, disturbing, and very dangerous?

A herd of stampeding pickles.

 

Whats big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge.


Whats big and white and brown and sits in a tree?

A fridge wearing a leather jacket.


Whats big and green and sits in a tree?

A fridge wearing camoflage.


Whats big and grey and sits in a tree?

An elephant that thinks its a fridge.

 

Why didn't Superman save Princess Diana?

because he's in a wheel chair.

 

A family of Tomatoes was taking a walk, and the baby Tomato started lagging behind, the Daddy tomato got angry and went over to him and said, "Ketchup."

 

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I don't know I've heard so many

 

Two drunks walked into a bar. You'd thought one of them would have seen it.

How can you tell there's an elephant in the fridge?

One set of footprints in the butter.


How can you tell if there's two elephants in the fridge?

Two sets of footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there's three elephants in the fridge?

Three sets of footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there's four elephants in the fridge?

4 sets of footprints in the butter and a Mini parked outside.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

It was copying the first one.

 

What's the difference between a pumpkin and a broomstick?

You can't make a pie out of a broomstick.


LOL.

 

What did the battery say to the potato chip?

Are you Frito Lay? I am Eveready.

 

What's big red and eats rocks?

A big red rock eater.

 

"Let's leave Pedro in"- Grady Little.

Worst. Joke. Ever.

 

What do you have when you've got two fuzzy green balls in your hand?


Kermits full attention

 

Two potatoes are sitting on a street corner.
Which on is the prostitute?



The one that says "Idaho".

 

Theres 3 guys, 2 walk into a cow. The third one opens the door and gets in.


Yes I know it makes no sense.

 

A nun, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

 

Why did the skeleton fail the test?

He got to many answers wrong



-Joke from actual joke book

 

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

?

 

Why did the skeleton fail the test?

He got to many answers wrong

Wow. Just wow.