What's with the innuendo at fast-food restaurants??

I drove up to Burger King this afternoon and I asked for a Whopper.
The guy asked me if I'd like to super size my Whopper.
I'm offended!

 

For a while, I think it was McDonalds that had

DELICIOUS MILKY WHITE chicken BREAST strips.

 

I know that guy. He said you're hung like a lightswitch, which is why he asked.

Ah, lovers' quarrels...

 

"sweat sour sauce on my ******"

-Dane Cook

 

Post stealer!!!

 

Seriously. Do Wendy's? What the heck? She's just a little girl.

 

Not anymore! Have you seen her? Growwl!

 

Wendy's what?

"Wendy's" is incomplete, were they trying to say sometihng else?

 

Yeah, and it's probably not TOS friendly.

 

not if I was here first.... but you get added to my WUL because A) you like Dane Cook, adn B) You almost posted the same thing as me.

 

Fondling the chipotle stuft burrito's pseudo balls in the chipotle dance.

 

Dane Cook rocks. He's on myspace too... SuFi!

 

And now they have Chicken Fajitas.

 

I don't get these sexy slogans.


"Do What Tastes Right"
"Wake Up With The King"
"I'm Lovin' It"

etc...

 

Don't even get me started on the BIG GULP incident!

 

Wake up with the king?

-The Scummy-

 

I'm assuming you've never been to Fudruckers.

You can imagine the huge mistake I made while trying to say the name of this resturant at one point.

 

and the pickles....and the pickles.....


SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN SOME SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE, STAT!

She wants it her way!!

 

It was so much cleaner when all that they did was show us how Shaq eats tacos.