What's your favorite Jack the Ripper theory?

Finally got to see From Hell, which I thought was an awesome film, even though the whole conspiracy theory was pretty unbelievable.
Anyway, what's your favourite solution for this unsolvable mystery?
I'm gonna have to go with the one in the film Amazon Women on the Moon.

"Tonight we ask: Was Jack the Ripper really the Loch Ness Monster? Bull****, or not?"

 

Why would it be unbelievable? Do you seriously think Queen Victoria would tell the people of London "Sorry, but the crown prince is also a knife-wielding madman who kills whore for kicks."?

 

grassy knoll.

//nods knowingly

 

I have a feeling Jack the Ripper was just some sociopath.

 

Jack the Ripper is make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos.

 

You can trot out any half baked idea on Jack's identity that you like, since we'll never truly know.

 

Jack the Ripper's a bit tame by today's standards.

 

But he was the first of his kind. And he was never caught. That's what makes him so cool.
Not that I believe in killing or any of the crap.

 

Jack the ripper was not tame. Do you know what he did with his victims?

*feels sick and leaves thread*

 

Indeed He was the first, and the only good thing to say about him is that his crimes led to many new investigation technics which later helped catch other murderes.

 

All right, this has gone on long enough. I have to clear the air: I was Jack the Ripper.

 

I knew it!

 

Someone call M16

 

Everyone knows that Jack the ripper was an alien being that took over human bodies to kill people. He is called Redjac.

 

There is a growing argument that two of the deaths linked to old JtR don't fit his MO (apart from being stabbed a lot of times of course).

Let's not forget that Whitechapel at the turn of the 19th Century was a pretty rough place for ladies of the night!

All that a side we all know that he was on the CIA's payroll which, apprentley, was working in a secret bid to restore the Moanrchies of European republics in a avin attempt to find the true grave of Jesus Christ in the hills of southern France. This is why the Knights Templar were actively involved in the Theatreland across the WestEnd of London at the same time.

Coincidence? I don't think so.......Because if it was how do you explain the major military cover up involving that crashed UFO and the fact that it led directly to the Russian revolution and the downfall of the British Empire......

Hmmmmmmm.......???????

Anyone who says the dates don't fit are kidding themselves to the true reality of things going on.

LOOK DAMN YOU LOOK!!!!!!!!

 

He was a demon named Bob, who later retired and moved to Twin Peaks, Minnesota where he later stirred up more trouble.

The lil' scamp.

 

Hey everyone

Jack the Ripper was probably just some crazy dude who enjoyed spreading the entrails of his fellow human beings all over the streets. Or I think he laid them all nice and neat beside the bodies, can't remember. (sorry 'bout the imagry)

But he was real. I just watched a special on TLC about him. I guess the reason he was never caught was the lack of FBI and police experience in that kind of thing back then. Or maybe it was because there was no GRISSOM around! (God, I love CSI

Another really strange unsolved murder from way back when is the Black Dalia murder.

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She was found cut in half and all blood drained. A smile had been cut into her face, as well. They never found the killer, but it was such a big story back then, that the police had something like 30 confessions! Everyone wanted to be the Black Dalia killer! I saw this on TLC as well. Wierd huh?

Well, enough gruesome talk for the day, I'm off to play Diablo 2.

 

[face_shocked]

 

I heard he may have been a gynocologist,becuase of the expertly surgical methods he used in tearing out woman's....um,er,how can I put this.....womanly reproductive organs.

Interesting Trivia Fact: The victims of Jack The Ripper had pictures of their retinas taken,hoping that the image of their murderer was imbedded on them as the last thing they saw.