What's your favorite Simpsons' song?

Can this be a thread?
Mine's "We Put the Spring in Springfield."

Homer: You could close down Moe's,
Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere!

(music starts)

Belle: We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese in your cake,
We put the spring in Springfield.
Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,
Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,
Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.

Belle: We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra-nice,
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price.
Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals.
Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!

Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini,
The clams on your linguine,
Yes we keep the
(Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna)
In Springfield!

Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit,
Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!
Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!
Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!
Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961!
Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,
Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!

Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo,
Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu,
Dancing Girls: So don't take the
(Barney opens a Krusty-in-the-box)
Mob: We won't take the
(Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle)
Everyone: Yes let's keep the
(Moe crashes two garbage can lids together)
In Springfield!


The Canyonero Song and "Talkin' Softball" are my honorable mentions.

 

Dude, that's mine too. I also like "See my vest" but I'm too lazy to type out the whole song.

 

Do the Bartman

 

See my Vest or The Jockey Song.



I could recite both from memory...(yes, I'm pathetic that way)

 

The Stonecutters Song is definitely the best.

 

The Garbage Man Can, Bart. The Garbage Man Can.

Come on, it features U2 (even Adam) singing!

 

The Stonecutters Song is the best. No question.

 

I love the bit with Troy Mclure and the Planet of the Apes musical. Simply amazing stuff!!!!!

 

True, the Planet of the Apes stuff is great, but alas there's not really a fully fledged song. Still, I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee!

 

Yeah, "see My Vest" is a great one, tho I also like the 'Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel' too.

 

Yes unfortunatly its not a full fledged song but more of a chopped up medly. But still its very funny.

 

Luke be a Jedi Tonight! Just Be a Jedi tonight! Do it for Yoda and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets!

 

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VEST! SEE MY VEST!


"Na na naa, na na naa"
"Bart!"
"Hey, you gotta admit, it's catchy!"

 

There's trouble in a far off nation
Gotta get in love formation
Your love's more deadley than Saddam
That's why we gotta drop da bomb
yvan eht nioj
yvan eht nioj

 

"When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer...
I drank some yery good beer I purchased
With a fake ID...
My name was Brian McGee...
I stayed up listening to Queen...
When I was seventeen..."

*sniffs*

 

how about We're Jamming. police Chief Wiggums version. After busting the blind guy for marijuana.

Hey Chief we are gonna need some back up

yeah thats right lou. Good work.

 

We're Jamming isn't an original Simpsons song, he was just singing along, wasn't he?

Personally I vote for See my Vest because my brother and I just rolled on the floor laughing the first time we heard it.

 

See my loafers, former gophers.

 

True,


Who rigs every oscar night.
Who keeps aliens locked up tight
We do!
We Do!

 

Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...

We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to San Diego.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

 

Well, the Monorail song is pretty good too. Conan did a great job on that one. I like it a lot

 

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

 

whats the word
monorail
Say it again
Monorail
Monorail

 

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.

 

Monorail..........Monorail........MONORAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mono.....DOH!!!!!!!!!