Where are the toilets?

Was everyone constipated?

 

Lucas: lets replace the opera scene and put it in the men's room:


Scene: Palpatine is sitting on the toilet taking a crap, Anakin is washing his hands at the sink


Palpatine: (raised voice, as he is shouting over the cubicle door) did you ever hear the story of Darth Plagueis the wise?

Anakin: (washing hands) no

Palpatine: thought not, it's not a story a Jedi would tell you, by the way can you pass me some bog roll?


doesn't quite work does it?

 

*casey Cassam voice*

Shooting up to number one this week is Paula Cole, WHERE HAVE ALL THE Toilets GONE


Oh you get me ready in your 56 Speeder
Why don't we go sit down in the shade
Take shelter on The jedi temple
The Tatooine suns scorch,
Would you like a glass of cold jawa juice
I will do laundry if you pay all the bills

CHORUS:

Where is my Luke Skywalker
Where is my Darth Vader
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the TOILETS gone

Why don't you stay the evening
Kick back and watch the TV
And I'll fix a little something to eat
Oh I know your back hurts from working on the tractor
How do you take your coffee my sweet
I will raise the children if you pay all the bills

Chorus

Where is my Luke Skywalker
Where is my Darth Vader
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the TOILETS gone

I am wearing my new dress tonight
But you don't, but you don't even notice me
Say goodbyes
Say goodbyes
Say goodbyes

We finally sold the Speeder
When we had another baby
And you took the job in Dagobah
You made friends at the Lar's farm
And you joined them at the bar
Almost every single day of the week
I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer

Chorus

Where is my Luke Skywalker
Where is my Darth Vader
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the TOILETS gone

Where is my Ewoks
Where is his shiny Lasersword
Where is my lonely jedi
Where have all the Toilets gone
Where have all the Toilets gone
Where have all the Toilets gone
Yippee yo, yippee yeah

 

nicee charn.

 

was that an insult?

 

well i thought it was funny, rick!

and nice job obijuan, lol! how long did that take you?

 

no, i was saying nicee job.

 

Meesa doosa number twoosa

 

Can you even imagine the size and stench of Jabba's turds? Whoa, nelly.

 

Ep. III RotS

~We fade in to see a space battle overhead of Corusant.~

[Obi-Wan] Stop firing your not helping...

[Anakin] I agree bad idea.

[Obi-Wan] Anakin, you must locate the Chancellor, you must leave me, I have to do number two anyways...

See, it really doesn't fit in with the story.

~DeFilippino

 

Or rancor or varadactyl dung for that matter!

 

Let's leave the fecal discussion to YJCC shall we?

 

The creature on Tattoine did flatulate in Jar Jar's face in TPM, if you recall. I swear Anakin had to pee badly when he was in the elevator in the beginning of AOTC too. That was also why he was sweating.

Scene from AOTC:

"I think he's a she. And I think she's a changling."

"In that case be extra careful.

Go and find her."

"Where are you going?"

"To take a dump. That udupauan spice ball really did a number on me."

 

Hmm... Could be...

 

Scene from AOTC:

"I think he's a she. And I think she's a changling."

"In that case be extra careful.

Go and find her."

"Where are you going?"

"To take a dump. That udupauan spice ball really did a number on me."

 

Its obvious... They take a dump outside..
In TPM, jar jar stepped in Poop..

 

Anakin: I gotta poop? I know I'm better than this!

 

ROTS bathroom speak gone wild:

"Because the Council does not wash their hands after using the bathroom, my young apprentice, I believe you are the only Jedi with clean hands. When they discover what has transpired here they will poop on us both along with all of the Senators."

"I agree,and the Council's next move will be to remove the toilet paper from all the bathroom stalls."

 

But we're not allowed to talk about Star Wars there.

We need a place to combine the two.

 

In ROTS when Obi wan hides on Padme's Ship, isn't he on the thrown?

 

wow, this thread still going.

 

Thread Of The Month.

 

This thread reminds me of 'Star Wars - The Pants.'