Where the hell do ducks go at night?

I always see ducks in the day time waddling all over my lawn and floating around in the lake but I've never seen a duck at night time. I can't even picture in my head what a duck even looks like at night. I'd pay a lot of money for a picture of a duck at night.

 

They fly to the moon, which is made of cheese.

 

Man oh man! Ducks probably find shelter undernath a bush at night, or maybe they even fly in a tree and stay there the night, then when the sun comes out they fly into the water and spend their day time swimming around looking for grub!

Sheesh, don't be such a dingis!

 

Are you telling me they don't fly to the moon made of cheese?

 

Don't call me a dingis you haggis, you.

 

All the ducks go to my house to get some bread. They do this every night! That's why when I wake up in the morning I see no bread in the refrigerator. I never get to have some good egg and bacon without my buttery bread

damne ducks! I wish they all just dissapeared

 

This isn't about the hockey team is it?

 

I dunno, where do moths go during the day?

Makes no sense. They come out at night and spend all their time trying to find light. Why don't they just get up in the morning lap it up?

 

[image=http://yodajeff.com/jc_stuff/duck_at_night.gif]

There's a picture of a duck at night.

 

Jeff and his humor.


Actually I think they sleep under the water after dusk.

 

But only once.

 

Don't call me a dingis you haggis, you.

Don't call me a haggis you dingis, you.

 

They go back Hell to tell His Infernal Majesty about our sins.

 

they attack vampires. that's why there are no real slayers. the ducks take care of that.

then they attack people during the day.

 

They go back Hell to tell His Infernal Majesty about our sins.

Is that before or after it dies?

 

I agree. I have not yet seen a duck at night either.

Freaky.

 

Before, my friend... way before.

 

Maybe they sleep on the lake, shore or maybe they sleep while flying. They sleep with one eye open. Most birds can let half their brains sleep while the other half is awake.

 

If they go to sleep under water, wouldn't they drown?

I saw a duck sleeping on Saturday. It had it's neck twisted all the way around. yeah it was pretty fun watching little girls scream to their parents "Daddy, the duck's neck is broken! It's dead! The duckie is dead " Fun times

 

Has anyone else here noticed two jokes that were killed?

 

Short, this thread is a joke if y'ask me man. I mean who actually cares where ducks go at night? Seriously, I think they just get outta the water and find a branch to nest in or something, and if you're really that curious then just Google search it.

Just don't go Google searching for twisted testicles man, you'd be getting into some pretty heavy crap.

 

I didn't notice any jokes.

 

"Don't call me a haggis you dingis, you."

Don't call me a dingis for calling you a haggis you filthy mavis.

 

If you have to ask then you'll never know.

 

One word: wormholes.