main
side
curve

Who would win in a fight: James Bond or Batman?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Antilles2001, Apr 25, 2004.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Antilles2001

    Antilles2001 Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Oct 20, 2001
    When you think about it, they're not all that different.

    Both have:
    -Gadgets (in fact, those gadgets are usually what makes them win fights)
    -Kickass vehicles
    -Luck
    -Somewhat ridiculous villains (ie: Bane and Jaws)

    Now, I know there's a bunch of big differences.

    Such as:
    -Amount of booty each one gets
    -Help (Batman has Robin, Bond has the occasional helpful Bond girl)

    Okay, rules are, no help, no vehicles, no guns.

    So, who do you think will win? The Dark Knight (Keaton), or 007(Brosnan)?
     
  2. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

    Registered:
    Sep 26, 2003
    James Bond

    especially with the last few batman movies ::shudder::
     
  3. joehahn000

    joehahn000 Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Dec 13, 2002
    Batman totaly ownes.


    /,,/
    Rock on!
     
  4. TwiLekJedi

    TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jun 14, 2001
    Bond is ALL about gadgets, Batman can kick ass on his own, so

    BATMAN
     
  5. Estranged

    Estranged Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    May 3, 2001
    Batman.
     
  6. Gobi-1

    Gobi-1 Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 22, 2002
    Bond's fight with 006 in GoldenEye proves he could kick Batman's butt. Batman's costume is too bulky and would get in the way. 007 would use it to his advantage.

    Even George Lazenby's Bond could beat Batman in a fist fight. Watch On Her Majesty's Secret Service and you'll see.
     
  7. strangebehaviour

    strangebehaviour Jedi Knight star 6

    Registered:
    Aug 11, 2002
    Bond. he's British. :D
     
  8. CodeName_Targeter

    CodeName_Targeter Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Nov 7, 2003
    James Bond!

    :Targeter:
     
  9. hansen

    hansen Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Apr 25, 2003
    I'm guessing Batman... But I have the feeling it could be a tie.
     
  10. RubberDuckyfromSpace

    RubberDuckyfromSpace Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Aug 28, 2002
    Batman, he actually knows how the gadgets he uses work. Also, the people who write Batman don't care what he eats, unlike a certain British spy novelist who shall remain nameless.
     
  11. SithHolocron

    SithHolocron Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Aug 9, 2003
  12. AcklayComeHome

    AcklayComeHome Jedi Master star 7

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2002
  13. SLAVE2

    SLAVE2 Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    Apr 6, 2000
    Just prior to their fight Bond would have been supplied with the exact gadget that he needs to beat Batman, and would use it at just the right time. He'd then pull out a British flag and wave it with one hand, while drinking a cup of tea with the other. God save the Queen.
     
  14. chiss_man

    chiss_man Jedi Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jul 1, 2002
    Batman beat Superman, James Bond has no chance.
     
  15. Robal_Krahl

    Robal_Krahl Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Registered:
    Dec 23, 2003
    first off, Batman has learned all 127 major styles of combat, making him unconventional and unpredictable. His suit and weapons work together; a smoke grenade wont hinder Batman's vision, as his cowl has several different types of vision (ie night vision, infrared, etc.). The costume is made specifically for combat purposes, and it has a built in last-resort taser mechanism, which can shoot 200,000 volts over the entire suit.

    Bond has his gadgets, and a gun. Plus combat training from the Brit's version of the CIA.

    Batman has taken on CIA agents, and defeated them easily.
    If this was just a chance encounter, with no weaponry or gadgets, Batman would still take Bond apart. If it was a planned encounter, Batman would still win. It would be a hell of alot more difficult, but Bond's gadget's are no match for the Bat's as he knows about all of the latest technology, and will have already come up with a way to counter them.

    Batman
     
  16. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

    Registered:
    Jan 18, 2004
    ^^ Exactly! The Dark Knight would win without doubt.
     
  17. Robal_Krahl

    Robal_Krahl Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Registered:
    Dec 23, 2003
    if you couldn't tell, i'm a Batman freak :p
     
  18. Master_Starwalker

    Master_Starwalker Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Sep 20, 2003
    Batman easily
     
  19. Mastadge

    Mastadge Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jun 4, 1999
    Atticus Kodiak.
     
  20. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jul 8, 1998
    Sean Connery Bond > Batman > Other Bonds
     
  21. SaberGiiett7

    SaberGiiett7 Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jul 2, 2002
    James Bond probably has good enough aim to shoot Batman squarely in the eye. :cool:

    <[-]> Saber
     
  22. 7-7-7

    7-7-7 Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Dec 15, 2002
    Considering that it is completely impossible for Bond to lose in a fight, no matter who his opponent is (eight-foot tall giant with mouth of metal, killer terrorist with no sense of pain, a pair of kung-fu fighting strippers...) but Batman, on the other hand. He's been dropped by street thugs and supervillians alike. Bond's karma is just too good, despite all of Batman's gadgets.
     
  23. Qui-Gon-Jinn2

    Qui-Gon-Jinn2 Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 10, 2002
    I cant even believe this is a question.

    Batmen would crush Bond. It wouldnt even be a fight. You all know what he did to superman right?
     
  24. C-3PX

    C-3PX Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jul 2, 2002
    first off, Batman has learned all 127 major styles of combat, making him unconventional and unpredictable. His suit and weapons work together; a smoke grenade wont hinder Batman's vision, as his cowl has several different types of vision (ie night vision, infrared, etc.). The costume is made specifically for combat purposes, and it has a built in last-resort taser mechanism, which can shoot 200,000 volts over the entire suit.

    Bond has his gadgets, and a gun. Plus combat training from the Brit's version of the CIA.

    Batman has taken on CIA agents, and defeated them easily.
    If this was just a chance encounter, with no weaponry or gadgets, Batman would still take Bond apart. If it was a planned encounter, Batman would still win. It would be a hell of alot more difficult, but Bond's gadget's are no match for the Bat's as he knows about all of the latest technology, and will have already come up with a way to counter them.


    Wow, that's believable....

    I'll say Bond since Batman sucks.
     
  25. cooker

    cooker Jedi Youngling star 2

    Registered:
    Feb 8, 2004
    Batman would redefine ownage. He would create new and wonderful ways to inflict crippling pain on another human being. Not only would Bond lose, but he would lose so badly that every one of his two hundred and seventy eight illegitimate children would feel the incredible agony of their father's defeat. Q's pathetic little gadgets would snap like celery stalks in the unrelenting fists of the Dark Knight. 007's pithy little one-liners would come sputtering through bloody, swollen lips, unheard save by the back alley rats come to gnaw and nibble at the soon-to-be carrion that was once the pride of Her Majesty's Secret Service.

    Unless we're talking Adam West Batman. In that case, everything I just said, but reversed.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.