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JCC Who would win in a race? Sylvestor Stallone or Tom Cruise?

Discussion in 'Community' started by XandertheWise, Mar 16, 2023.

  1. XandertheWise

    XandertheWise Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Im watching Rocky 1 right now and just watched the training montage at the end. Stallone back then could run pretty fast for a guy his size. meanwhile Tom Cruise from what i heard he was pretty good at track in high school or whatever.

    So if they were to be in a race if 1976 Stallone was here right now and 1980s Tom Cruise, who do you think would win in a race to see who was really fast?
     
  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I feel like Cruise, given his running scenes, beats Stallone pretty easily.
     
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  3. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 10

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    On the flat or going up steps?
     
  4. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

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    The thing that popped up in my mind immediately when I saw the OP:



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  5. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Stallone has always had horrible technique, straining, fists clenched, head bobbing, body twisting, just way too much effort and extraneous movement; he does literally everything wrong. That said, he was on steroids and had a well trained and powerful body. He also has a slight height advantage. Stallone would have smoked Cruise. Stallone was probably at his peak speed in the eighties, despite advancing in age, as he lost a ton of body fat. He shredded down to 155 pounds for Rocky 3.
     
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  6. XandertheWise

    XandertheWise Jedi Padawan star 1

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    I think 1976 Stallone could still beat Tom Cruise if 76 Stallone wasnt forcing himself to run fast like the way he did in Rocky 1 in the training montage at the end.

    Dunno how fast Stallone was when he was doing running from explosions in Rambo II if they didnt include slow motion in the movie.. Tom Cruise does have an unfair advantage since he was in track but if Stallone trained easier and better then he would somehow beat Tom Cruise in a race
     
  7. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Stallone would win but only if you motivated him with the death of his beloved mentor and you were at the end of an inspiring training montage with his former rival.
     
  8. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Running Tom Cruise always looks goofy to me. I'm never sure it's not sped up, like Vinnie Vincent.
     
  9. Luke02

    Luke02 Chosen One star 6

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    Cruise unless you made them run thru the streets of Philly with a bunch of kids chasing them and made them jump over benches for no reason whatsoever, then Sly got it:

     
  10. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Don't forget a mousy woman to yell at him.

    YOU CAN'T WIN, SLY! HE RUNS IN ALL OF HIS MOVIES! ALL OF THEM! EVEN VANILLA SKY! HE'S KNOWN FOR IT!
     
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  11. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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  12. Guidman

    Guidman Skywalker Saga Mod and Trivia Host star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    How far are we talking here? 100M, 1 mile? Anything past 60M, I'm picking Cruise. Plus, the majority of his running scenes occur while wearing a suit or something that you shouldn't be doing any physical activity in. Put him in actual running clothes, another edge to him.
     
  13. Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid

    Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid Force Ghost star 6

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    If he goes Rambo on the race all those people end up dead, a town burns down, the national guard is called in, and after all of that Stallone loses the race.
     
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  14. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    So bad run cycles?
     
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  15. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 7

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    I know who wouldn't win - A LIBERAL.

    There ya go, MasterP, now you don't have to post in the thread
     
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  16. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    AOC is afraid to race MTG, she would run away like a little girl, and little girls do not run fast so she would lose.