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Why are cereal boxes so (&%*@$ hard to open??

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Darth_Dragon_7, Apr 17, 2004.

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  1. Darth_Dragon_7

    Darth_Dragon_7 Jedi Master star 4

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    I hate opening new boxes of cereal. They make it dang near impossible.

    I can't open the cardboard top without ripping the little tab. Then, when I finally do manage to get that open, the bags even funner. I think they use super glue on those, os when you open it, it rips down the side. And Cinnomon Toast Crunch is the worse, cuz they don't have that seam going down the middle to grab onto. So that's twice as hard to get open.

    I mean, come on, it's usually early in the morning when you open cereal up, the least the manufacturers can do is make it easy ot get into.

    Or am I alone on this?


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  2. AcklayComeHome

    AcklayComeHome Jedi Master star 7

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  3. The_Anakin_Wannabe

    The_Anakin_Wannabe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    yeah, I think your alone. I never have a problem.
     
  4. Raven

    Raven Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I've never had a problem with cereal boxes. ?[face_plain]
     
  5. jacemathem

    jacemathem Jedi Master star 5

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    Opening cereal boxes are near impossible because:

    A. Opening from the bottom is always a bad place to start and
    B. You have to be smarter than an inanimate object like a cardboard box.
     
  6. MasterP

    MasterP Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    because maybe your a wimp and aren't strong enought to open it


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  7. JediMaster22

    JediMaster22 Jedi Knight star 8

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    Not a problem here either...
     
  8. Leonard_Shelby

    Leonard_Shelby Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    So...since you have troubles opening a cardboard box...does that mean you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag? ?[face_plain]
     
  9. Darth_Dragon_7

    Darth_Dragon_7 Jedi Master star 4

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    Yeah, I guess it does. ;p

    And the problem isn't I can't open it, it's I can't open it without ripping it.


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  10. veruca

    veruca Jedi Master star 4

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    Scissors.
     
  11. jacemathem

    jacemathem Jedi Master star 5

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    And the problem isn't I can't open it, it's I can't open it without ripping it.

    Well then you should be removed from the gene pool. [face_plain]
     
  12. JediMaster22

    JediMaster22 Jedi Knight star 8

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    You mean, you rip a little like this, or you would rip more?

    [image=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v94/JediMutantX3/ripcereal.jpg]
     
  13. Chrissie

    Chrissie Jedi Youngling

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    Toast is a viable alternative ... :p
     
  14. Darth_Dragon_7

    Darth_Dragon_7 Jedi Master star 4

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    No, you know the little tab that fits in the slit to keep the box closed. I have a problem with ripping those. Or the pieces to the left and right.


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  15. JediMaster22

    JediMaster22 Jedi Knight star 8

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    Just use rubber bands for the plastic inside, OR buy a cereal box container, and dump your cereal in that instead.
     
  16. MariahJade2

    MariahJade2 Former Fan Fiction Archive Editor star 5 VIP

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    I prefer bacon and eggs, yes with melted cheese and onions and peppers. [face_mischief]
     
  17. Jedi_Cyana

    Jedi_Cyana Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Apr 1, 2002
    It's all a conspiracy from the dairy clan.

    The chocolate milk told me.
     
  18. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 16, 2001
    Sometimes it is tough.

    I just end up throwing it out and keeping the bag and cereal closed with a tie.
     
  19. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    I usually have no problem with the box, but the bag always takes forever to get open.
     
  20. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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    I find Kelloggs' boxes to be the most troublesome. But that doesn't stop me from eating my beloved frosted mini-wheats. Post's and GM's boxes as OK.
     
  21. Ryno

    Ryno Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Not to be mean but if you have trouble opening cereal boxes maybe you shouldn't be allowed to feed yourself. They even print directions on the box top.
     
  22. Darth_Dragon_7

    Darth_Dragon_7 Jedi Master star 4

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    Oye, why does no one get this. As for actually, physically opening it, I have no trouble. It's just opening it without RIPPING the cardboard or bag.

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  23. The_Anakin_Wannabe

    The_Anakin_Wannabe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I love the fact that this is the most stressful thing in your life right about now :p
     
  24. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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    Darth_Dragon_7, if it makes you feel any better, I get infuriated too when the tab holder breaks (now I can't keep the cereal fresh :mad: ). But I don't tend to have problems with the bag.
     
  25. Ryno

    Ryno Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 7, 2002
    Tupperware sells cereal containers. That could be an answer for you.
     
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