Why didn't they make a Weekend at Bernie's III?

If Hollywood wants to get out of their box office slump, that's the way to do it. Isn't it tme for a Weekend at Bernies III?

 

There's only so much you can do in two weekends with a dead body that wont piss off the MPAA.

 

For the following 2 reasons:

1. Weekend at Bernie's

2. Weekend at Bernie's II

 

Wouldn't he be a mouldering skeleton by now, anyway?

 

Weekend At Bernie's: Curse of the Black Pearl

 

Outside of RotS, recent third movies have sucked: Matrix Revolutions, Jurassic Park 3, Blade Trinity...

 

Hey, compared to TLW, JP3 was a stroke of genius.

 

I think it was probably the smell.

 

Because I killed the director of the 1st and 2nd movie and he is sitting in his office. Shhhhh! people still think that he is alive.

 

Yeah Return of the King was teh lame...

 

I was pondering this just the other day.