"Why do people grab my butt?"

Everywhere I go people always grab my butt! I know that I am sexy and all but this is getting way out of hand. Sometimes I feel like an animal at the petting zoo. If you are one of the people that squeez my butt please, please, keep on truckin' by me and grab someone elses butt. Thanks.

 

*grabs big_boss_nasse's butt*

 

We can't help it. Your butt is full of bummy goodness.

 

The same thing happens to me ALL THE TIME! Almost EVERYONE at my work has grabbed my butt one one time or another! Even this def(sp?) cook walked up behind me once and brushed his hand along my soft rear cheeks! WTH?!

And there's this stubby little Morrocan who keeps trying to squeeze my butt. Every time I walk by him, I have turn around so that I'm facing him and walk backwards!

 

"I know that I am sexy and all but this is getting way out of hand."

Yeah, sure you are.

I don't know why women feel compelled to grab our ass. What is it about a mans butt anyway? A womans butt, yeah, I can understand that. It's round. It's curvy. It's shapley. A man's ass is just square. What's so sexy about that?

Maybe it's either they're just too drunk to realise, or they're going after our wallets and are picking the wrong pocket!

 

Riiiiight. Thats what all of the 40 year old fat guys on the JC say...

 

It's national "Grab a person's butt" year. So don't feel so special.

 

Valyn, is that why you dream of your co-workers?

 

FARCE

 

I don't think so. Most of the people in those dreams haven't grabbed my butt.


Maybe I unconsciously want them to!


I work in such a flamboyant atmosphere. I swear, FL is such a gay state.

 

Valyn, if Florida is like that, I wonder what their football teams are like. New Mexico is rather straight, but on the football, everyone hits on everyone. It's crazy.

 

Ever heard, "I like big butts and I cannot lie"? Think on that.



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TheFallen, that's one of the songs we sing on the bus after we win a game. I guess it applies to guys' butts too.

I suppose it's no coincidence that your name has "big_b" in it.

 

Valyn: You're talking to a girl who lives between Miami and Ft.L here. Where in FL do you live?

I don't grab people's butts....I'm too young, number 1, and number 2, it's just plain weeeeeeeeeeeeeird.

 

"I like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung."

 

There's nothing homoerotic about this thread at all.



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Saber: Orlando.

 

Dang!

I swear, there's no Broward County-ers on here...

 

i dont get what the deal with butts are.. if you think about it.. theyre actually really gross..

 

In turning this thread to be about me... When I was 16 or so I was walking down the street from my friend's house and there was a girl that ran over from the other side calling me. She explained to me that some other girl who she was with wanted my number. Then she asked if she could grab my butt, and without my reply she proceeded to do so. I've never even seen this girl or any of her friends before in my life, so I didn't know what the hell was going on.

 

Drinking. It has its consequences.



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No, her friends probably dared her to go grab some ugly kid's butt and get his phone number.

 

No Lobot! I serious thought you had a nice ass.

_jOBO

 

Thanks, that made my day.

 

In answer to the thread: They don't, you're just grabbing yourself.

-KNick