Why don't they make swimsuit bottoms with padding?

So, through a continued series of events I received two new bikinis this weekend. I happened to notice that both of them had padding up top, which I notice is becoming increasingly common nowadays. On the other hand, I noticed that neither of them had padding in the bottoms. Now, it makes sense that girls with flat chests are likely also to have flat butts. So, why don't they put padding in the bottoms as well?

 

They are designed by lonely men.

EDIT -- And bikinis this time of year?

Are you Aussie?

 

Do you want to look like J. Lo in a swimsuit?

Bums are someplaces neither padding, buttons or bows should go. Someone should make a rule about that...

 

Just tape one of those baseball stadium seat cushions to the bottoms or something.

 

u r girl
u have bikinis
u post pics of u in bikinis

 

There are no wimminz on da Intrawebz!

 

Pfft. It's totally a good time to go swimming now. Not too hot, not too cold. At least over here...

 

So that it doesn't look like you're wearing a diaper?

 

Well, yes, but that doesn't really answer the question.

I think the answer is that, while padded tops can make your boobs seem bigger, bikini bottoms only cover about half your ass, so it wouldn't really look natural.

Slimy!

 

Because padded thongs are an unnatural concept?

 

I daresay it might be mistaken for an unfortunate bilateral butt tumor.

 

But the tops don't cover that much surface area, either!

 

I am relieved that this isn't about being considerate of women who want to go swimming while on their period.

 

Well, they make these things called "tampons." Bleeding females who wish to go swimming often make use of them. A pad would just get yucky.

 

Why would any female not want to look like J. Lo in a swimsuit?!?!

 

Because Jessica Alba > J. Lo

 

Reeeeeeeaaaaaaly.
Ahem. May we see some pictures of this bikini of yours?

Slimy!

 

It's exactly the same as all the other bikini tops you can find on the clearance rack at Wal Mart. This isn't abnormal, people. Most of them don't completely cover a girl's chest. That's why you can, like, still see cleavage and stuff.

 

Also, slimy, we're several miles beyond Team Creepy now. You can be beezel's heir without trying so hard.

 

What are these "girls" of which you speak?

 

They're like men, only they have boobs, vaginas and are very irrational.

 

And dumb.

 

They sure know how to cook, though.

 

The ones that are worth anything, anyway.

 

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